shiola Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Fucking scratch that.... Every line was perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Cooked Steak Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than 1000 lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it".Chills.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFROZkA-EWgFuckin' A. Hats off to Dinklage. The entire trial scene was amazing, and yes, it's as good as it was in the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DarkHorse~ Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Tyrion had some good lines early on in his trial also- "How would you say he (the King) died then?""Chocked on his pigeon pie""So you are blaming the bakers""Or the Pigeons, just leave me out of it" :lmao: :lmao: The 'you're seriously going there' look Jamie gives Tyrion when he says Joffrey chocked on his pie was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Danford Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "a thousand lying whores . . ." also "and you will father children named Lannister" Tywin going right below the belt with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Shae: "I was his whore" Mace: "His what?" I think I'm going to love the Lord Oaf in the show even more than in the books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merysa Serrett Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than 1000 lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it".Chills.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFROZkA-EWg The satisfaction of watching Tyrion call Joffrey a bastard to Cersei's face, in front of the entire court: priceless. I wanted to cheer at the end of his speech. It was fantastic. Dinklage absolutely crushed it in this episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 After painfully long time, Tyrion is back... St Tyrion move along, Tyrion Lannister is back on the show... Every line he uttered was brilliant. Personal favorites "just leave me out of it" and bastard line. This is how you write Tyrion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Smith Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Aside from Tyrion's entire speech, which may be my favourite minute of TV ever, I really liked: Tyrion: Have you forgotten, Lord Varys? Varys: Sadly my lord, I never forget a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newstar Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "and you will father children named Lannister" Tywin going right below the belt with that one. That was one sick burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperoreddy Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Yup. As much as I loved "I should have let Stannis kill you all," I have a soft spot in my heart for Hizdahr reading Dany for filth. That was glorious. This, I mean the obvious and correct choice is pretty much all of Tyrion's "confession" (my god did he deliver those lines with such disdain...loved it). That said I also agree about Hizdahr. Well done, but man it really felt GOOD to watch someone finally thrown down on Dany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwynbleidd Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Everything Tyrion said at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshai by the Shadow Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 EVERYTHING Tyrion said. That trial scene and his speech were GOLD.Oberyn's line about the unsullied and Mace Tyrell was HILARIOUS the whole episode... he's such an oaf, immature kiss ass it cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oberyn2cool4Westeros Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Tyrion's entire speech. If he doesn't win an emmy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hodor Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Mace tyrell, be a good man and fetch my quill and parchment. Mace is the lord of Highgarden and Tywin made him a delivery boy. the conversation between Jaime and Tywin. Tywin is one of my fav characters and in this conversation he showed the ruthless manipulator that he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonglass Order Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 " 'I want you to fuck me like it's my last night in this world' ""And did you?""Did I what?""Fuck him like it was his last night in this world?" :lmao: Also everything Tyrion said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Jimmy of House McNulty Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Mace tyrell, be a good man and fetch my quill and parchment. Mace is the lord of Highgarden and Tywin made him a delivery boy. This. I LOL'd so hard when that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oberyn: "So, I am a master of something now? Coins? Ships?"... number of fucks given by Oberyn during this episode: none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances Bean Corbray Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oberyn: "So, I am a master of something now? Coins? Ships?"...number of fucks given by Oberyn during this episode: none. It's a great scene because of course Oberyn would show up late because he was too busy sexing and OF COURSE Mace Tyrell would get a title only because he showed up early/first and of course he would wave the title around like a nobel prize when it's really his little league Participation Trophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperoreddy Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oberyn: "So, I am a master of something now? Coins? Ships?"...number of fucks given by Oberyn during this episode: none. Was JUST about to come give this one. Also his comment on it being so early and he was up late the night before. haha. Loved Mace quipping back "I am Master of Ships" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldfinger Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Ramsey opened a dog cage and Yara says "Beam me up, Scotty!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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