Batbob45 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I go with Mace Tyrell and Theon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reek Havoc Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I think Renly would have made a fine fool. He's quick with the witty insults, has a flare for colorful clothing, and rumor has it that Loras considered him to be quite flexible. LOL Plus it would just be satisfying to see him in all his snotty / snide glory knocked down a few pegs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Any of those Tyroshi clowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsOfBrains Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Dolorous Edd but not in the traditional over the top dancing and singing way. Just keep him around for the occasional insightful cutting poignant remark. If I had a fool in the traditional sense (someone you can degrade to make yourself feel better) it would have to be Rhaegar. That combination of "poor me" BS while at the same time doing whatever he wants, man would it be hilarious to throw filth at him. Taking him down a notch would be the highlight of my day as king. Also I think Lady Olena would be REALLY good at doing what an insult comic does. Like a Don Rickles or Triumph type style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronzag Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Tyrion, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Tyrion was born to be a fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterJack Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Drunken pathetic fool and retarded fool are popular in Westeros. So Robert would be level legendary.ETA: and dont forget the fat part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Joffrey would also be a great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Joffrey would also be a great one. Joff is not especially witty, or funny to look at... I think he would make an appalling fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Drunken pathetic fool and retarded fool are popular in Westeros. So Robert would be level legendary.ETA: and dont forget the fat part. Stannis would approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Joffrey would also be a great one. Actually he would just be just pathetic, not particularly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vox umbrarum Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 From a reader's POV Cersei has to be very high up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferocious Veldt Roarer Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I'd love to see a duel for the golden jester hat between Stannis and Renly. Renly spewing a hundred jokes a minute in a faint hope that one of them will be actually funny, and Stannis with him grim determination. A clash of kings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I'd love to see a duel for the golden jester hat between Stannis and Renly. Renly spewing a hundred jokes a minute in a faint hope that one of them will be actually funny, and Stannis with him grim determination. A clash of kings! They actually out-sassed each other quite a bit during the parley. Shame that sarcasm isn't a thing in Westeros and no one understood their jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 I pick Joff just to make his life hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 They actually out-sassed each other quite a bit during the parley. Shame that sarcasm isn't a thing in Westeros and no one understood their jokes.I didn't think either of them were funny, tbh. I find very few actual jokes in the books funny. More situational humour. But 'is he a ham?' et al are sub-meh. Also any "ha, it's funny because he has sex with men!' jokes likewise lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I pick Joff just to make his life hell Team him up with Ramsay and everyone has to call them bastards. Hilarity ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Shitmouth would be a great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I didn't think either of them were funny, tbh. I find very few actual jokes in the books funny. More situational humour. But 'is he a ham?' et al are sub-meh. Also any "ha, it's funny because he has sex with men!' jokes likewise lame. Well, I meant in the context of Westeros. Stannis actually does crack me up at times, exactly because the characters who try/are supposed to be funny often aren't at all and he delivers everything in such a-matter-of-fact manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bloody Nine Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 It's ironic that Ned Stark, the greatest fool in literature, would be a horrible fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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