OldGimletEye Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 So true! :lol:Roll her eyes at her, like she did Sandor. Order her about, like she did Arya. And instead of saving Pod, tell him it's all his fault.Arya and Sandor reacted just like Stoneheart, when she mentioned Jaime. And Sandor put his hands around the blade like Catelyn did to protect Bran.Lady Stoneheart will be like "Hey, may I ask about that sword you got?". Brienne will be like "Hell, no!" and then will proceed to attack Stoneheart and will wipe out half the BWB, to include Gendry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Lady Stoneheart will be like "Hey, may I ask about that sword you got?". Brienne will be like "Hell, no!" and then will proceed to attack Stoneheart and will wipe out half the BWB, to include Gendry.And bite off Gendry's ear! So both Stark daughters will be pissed off at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Stark Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 LOL. See, this makes me look forward to next year. Will Brienne thug out again? If so, who will she go off on? Which Cersei will we get? Sympathetic Seashell Cersei, Drunk Cersei, Grrl Power Cersei? And what about Anne Boleyn Marg? Will she be the sexpot temptress? Or, the nice girl who doesn't know why her husbands are dying? And then, Black Sansa The Feather Woman of the Vale. And that crazy guy named Jamie Lannister going On The Road with Bronn, another buddy comedy in the making. So much potential so little time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGimletEye Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I am looking forward to Darth Sansa with a light saber and a lemoncake death star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hattori Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I am looking forward to Darth Sansa with a light saber and a lemoncake death star. im also looking forward to Bran Skywalker learning about the Force and Jaime Solo not drawing first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Stark Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 And more Children Fire Bomb Grenades! And Jason and the Argonauts II. And, in addition to Darth Sansa, the Sith Lord, we've also got Gandalf the kindly tree wizard. It's going to be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Thug Brienne made Arya an offer she couldn't refuse. We have to bring The Godfather into this somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Stark Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Thug Brienne made Arya an offer she couldn't refuse. We have to bring The Godfather into this somehow. LMAO. She can tell Elder Brother to fuck off because The Hound sleeps with the fishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGimletEye Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 LMAO. She can tell Elder Brother to fuck off because The Hound sleeps with the fishes. Well, at least she didn't say to the Hound "Say, hello to my little friend". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphodbrx Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Read this it's hilarious http://angrygotfan.com/2014/08/01/the-red-emmys/#more-348 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sati Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Read this it's hilarious http://angrygotfan.com/2014/08/01/the-red-emmys/#more-348 :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 Maybe it's best if Show Brienne doesn't run into Stoneheart, she might thrown down on her and bite off one of her ears or go all stabby again. Bhahahaha. Poor LSH, she should already be lookin' quite the mess. Still, I'm betting Show Brienne may just be the Westerosi version of Mike Tyson. Hopefully, Lady S keeps those ears covered, you know how BadAss Brienne can't seem to help herself, most times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 LMAO at the tail end of this thread. See, I knew we could help each other through this. :lmao: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 Well, at least she didn't say to the Hound "Say, hello to my little friend". She can snark at Hot Pie to 'take the cannoli,' too. ;) Just as long as he doesn't babble about it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastardlyRock Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I just want to say how cathartic it's been to read this thread. My many thanks. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hattori Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I just want to say how cathartic it's been to read this thread. My many thanks. :bowdown: I feel like I got closure, but not really, considering it will only get worse from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 I just want to say how cathartic it's been to read this thread. My many thanks. :bowdown: I think it helps, both the laughing at the absurdity of some it and, at times, the actual dissecting of all that has gone wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 what the point of Shireen at the NW fire funeral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modesty Lannister Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Deep respect for all the previous nitpicks. I can nitpick all day, but what I do not understand is this. D&D complain how it's difficult to put everything from ASOIAF into the show and then they go on and invent half the scenes in season 4. Try as I might, I do not see a single scene they invented that is better than the original. Not to mention the butterfly effect, which, at this point, I'd call a cloud of butterflies effect. I will soon cover the whole skyline. My second nitpick, linked to the first, is - why oh why did they kill all these people at the Wall? Why don't they just stick to the book for once? There is a good reason why people were placed by GRRM the way they were? Until the next nitpick, cheerio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modesty Lannister Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 And more Children Fire Bomb Grenades! And Jason and the Argonauts II. And, in addition to Darth Sansa, the Sith Lord, we've also got Gandalf the kindly tree wizard. It's going to be awesome. I cannot stop laughing. Thanks for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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