RuthBolton Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Fuck Dayne, 'cause that sword of his... Marry Hightower Kill Whent ToJ Lyanna Savers Howland Reed Ned Stark Martyn Cassel Fuck Martyn Marry Ned Kill Howland (he's annoying me in absentia!) Lesser bastards Walder Rivers [bastard Walder] Cotter Pyke Franklyn Flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Fuck Moonboy - I have no idea what he's like, but Jamie thought even for a moment that Cersei may have actually fucked him, so maybe he's not entirely hopelessMarry Patchface - I'll just hang around with him and Shireen and wait for him to reveal some deep dark truth about the world through his songsKill Jinglebell - to put him out of his misery, poor guy. Death is better than having to spend your whole life next to Lord Walder Frey. Random ACOK page: Renly BaratheonStannis BaratheonSer Cortney Penrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Geeeeeez.Marry Renly - I can always cheat on himKill StannisFuck this Courtney person Let's have a nice list this one timeOberyn MartellKhal Drogo Rhaegar Targaryen (feel that "nice list" is a subjective concept and don't hate on me too much <3) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Fuck DrogoMarry OberynKill Rhaegar hmm... Sorcerers and the like: Pyat PreeBloodravenMirri Maz Duur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Oh dear... Fuck Pyat Pree... it's gonna take long with that many versions he has...Marry Bloodraven and cook him Jojen paste for dinnerKill Mirri Maz Duur because Rhaego should have lived :crying: Ladies I hate for little to no reasonBrienne of TarthAsha Greyjoy Meera Reed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galaxian Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Nothing against Brienne but... Fuck AshaMarry MeeraKill (only because I have to) Brienne Female warriors:OshaDacey MormontObara Sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PancakeMountainThatRides Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Pretty easy one...Marry DaceyFuck OshaKill Obara A name POVs Aeron DamphairAreo HotahArys Oakheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Fuck OshaMarry DaceyKill Obara Okay, sellswords Jon ConningtonBronnBrown Ben Plumm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unsowed unspent unspoken Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Umm, to answer PancakeMountainThatRides, Fuck Arys,Marry Areo (ugh)Kill Aeron and Ruth Bolton: Fuck BronnMarry JonConKill Brown Ben Possible "KotLT"s: Lyanna StarkNed StarkHowland Reed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Fuck LyannaMarry NedKill Howland All-around good guys Ramsay BoltonGregor CleganeJoffrey Baratheon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon_Samwell_Snow Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Kill Theon Greyjoy: Before he became the ReekJoffreyBaratheon: He's just a sociopathViserys Targaryen: He's just a plain out jerk to his sister. Of course, Khal got him before I did.Roose Bolton: He's a traitor to the North and butthole. Fuck Ramsey Snow/Bolton: I wonder what rough bedding is like with him. Samwell Tarly: This girl who loves a guy knows his stuff. Sandor Clegane: Can I say that he changed since he was Joffrey's bodyground in KL. He's still rude and crude. MarryJon Snow: I don't care if he's at wall. He needs a little bit of love once in awhile. ;)Robb Stark: I can be his Queen of the North. Jorah Mormont: The young Bear needs a wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PancakeMountainThatRides Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Marry Joffrey, he's easy to handle if you know howFuck Gregor, he doesn't seem to enjoy torture for the sake of tortureKill Ramsey, he has no redeeming qualities Hot chicksMirri Maz DurrOlenna TyrellThe Green Grace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Fuck Mirri, she probably has some fancy bedroom magic. Marry Olenna, $$$ and some fun snarky chitchat over dinner. Kill the Green Grace, I can't think of any reason to fuck or marry her. People who aren't very nice to sex workersWhoresbane UmberTyrion LannisterPetyr Baelish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon_Samwell_Snow Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Tyrion never sold anyone for sex. He usually bought them for sex. He didn't make Shae go out there in the field and sleep with men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PancakeMountainThatRides Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Tyrion never sold anyone for sex. He usually bought them for sex. He didn't make Shae go out there in the field and sleep with men. I think Ruth Bolton is probably referring to when Tyrion raped the one whore. Marry Tyrion (he's not a bad husband) Fuck... Petyr, I guess (Lysa seemed to like it) Kill Whoresbane (I don't think I'm his type) Dunk and Egg people Baelor Breakspear Dunk Egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I said mistreated, not sold. Tyrion definitely strangled one and raped/threatened two in Essos. That's hard! I don't wanna kill any of them...Fuck DunkMarry Baelor...and I guess by default I'm the asshole who kills Egg.Creepy seer typesPatchfaceGhost of High HeartMaggy the Frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Fuck Patchface (before him joining the watery halls under the sea)Marry Maggy the Frog (her offsprings did quite well, Jeyne is a queen)Kill the Ghost of High Heart Chubbies: Yezzan zo QaggazIllyrio MopatisWyman Manderly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Fuck WymanMarry YezzanKill Illyrio Warrior women Dacey MormontAsha GreyjoyBrienne of Tarth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Fuck Asha - she seems most experienced in thisMarry Brienne - she's heir to Tarth after allKill Dacey - sorry, but they killed her anyway Not much of a warrior men: Samwell TarlyTyrion LannisterHoster Blackwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthBolton Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Fuck HosterMarry SamwellKill Tyrion - I don't hate him, but I don't like much anymore either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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