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F*ck, marry, kill - ASoIaF style, vol. X

King Tyrion I

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Looks like you still haven't gotten the hang of it.

This is how the game is played:

Fuck Pyp,

marry Sam,

kill Grenn (sorry, Grenn... in most other combinations I wouldn't kill you)


Robb Stark

Eddard Stark

Rickard Stark

Marry Ned

Fuck Robb

Kill Rickard

The Lannisters:

Jaime Lannister

Tyrion Lannister

Tywin Lannister

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Fuck Aurane Waters because he is the only one on the list with a penis, and seems pretty hot

Marry Arianne - because Dorne is a cool place to live, she's relatively nice and she's hot

Kill Alicent because she's a scheming opportunistic bitch

The letter J

Jon Snow

Jaime Lannister

Jorah Mormont (TV version)

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Ähem, even Gendry is just barely legal to marry (born 284 AC he should be 16 in 300 AC, and with 16 you may marry in Germany if you and your legal guardian agree). So lets suppose they are all 10 years older for the sake of answering this question.

Fuck Gendry,

marry Hot Pie (cakes :wub: :drool: ),

kill Lommy.


Barristan Selmy,

Ben Plumm,

Bonifer Hasty

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