jagilki Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I hear he once killed an innocent man with a Bannister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 That man wasn't innocent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 He killed an allegedly innocent man, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Every time I hear that story I think he beat those assailants with a stair rail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I hear Joe Abercrombie, author of the First Law trilogy can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog. That's just what I heard somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 You heard that from penny arcade, you plagiarist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I hear Joe Abercrombie, author of the First Law trilogy can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog. That's just what I heard somewhere. Not just a dog, it has to be a puppy I heard... I heard that all of his first drafts are written in blood on the skulls of his vanquished enemies. I heard he is so fast, he once ran around the world and hit himself in the back of the head. I heard snakes often bite him, but they always break their fangs I heard that he types with only nine fingers.... But in all probability, he is probably somewhere right now in Jolly Old England having a sip of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilfellon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 He is the storm in the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelborn Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Actually, he IS the night. Darkstar would be jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 i hope he isn't lurking and has no idea this thread is ongoing because he is writing the first law part 2. also, i heard he likes ginger specific dogging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red snow Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 i hope he isn't lurking and has no idea this thread is ongoing because he is writing the first law part 2. also, i heard he likes ginger specific dogging! That'll explain his look of disappointment when he saw me jogging in Bristol. I hear he removes a finger from Logen nine-fingers every time someone starts a thread asking what order to read his books in. Logen was born with at least 14 fingers - he may have had an extra arm/leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilfellon Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I hear that if you say his name five times in the mirror he shows up at your door and screams at you to buy his books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red snow Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I hear that if you say his name visit his blog five times in the mirror he shows up at your door and screams at you to buy his books. That works too :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
End of Disc One Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 It's amazing that he can find the time to design all of those clothes and still release books 6 months apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Abercrombie Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 All the stories are true. ALL THE STORIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterOJ Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Shit just got real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 abercrombie is not afraid of the grimdark; the grimdark is afraid of abercrombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 So he's Chuck Norris then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's_King Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 So he's Chuck Norris then? If Chuck Norris knew that Joe was coming, he'd kill himself, hoping that he'll be fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello World Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 He comes before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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