RoamingRonin Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 EXT. BOAT - DAY Jorah hefts Tyrion into the air, tosses him overboard. He watches the water. Waits until the bubbles stop frothing to the surface. Jorah smiles to himself. He sits back down, uncorks a skin of wine and drinks deep. Off he sails to Meereen and his queen. In the b.g., shark fins circle the spot where Tyrion sank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robasp2 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Obara : Hi sisters, Ive known you for a very long time. Still, I want to tell you the story of my life.How stupider can the writing of that scene ever get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjaario Starkharis Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Obara : Hi sisters, Ive known you for a very long time. Still, I want to tell you the story of my life.How stupider can the writing of that scene ever get?Well, I could've been set in Littlefinger's brothel :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingolla Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Well, I could've been set in Littlefinger's brothel :lol: That scene was so badly written that it would be an improvement, if they let Nym and Tyene have some lesbian action in the background as a distraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSmith84 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 That scene was so badly written that it would be an improvement, if they let Nym and Tyene have some lesbian action in the background as a distraction. Jesus, don't give them ideas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eucratides_Megas Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 It would've been glorious if Areo Hotah showed up with the Dornish army right after Obara's speech and was like "Um....no." Snap cut to a prison cell door slamming shut and Ellaria with the (three!) Sand Snakes looking all sad and bummed they didn't get any more screen time. That'd be worth an emmy right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonInVa Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I honestly think they missed the perfect opportunity to show Sansa as not being a total fool for LF's plans. It would have been near perfect for her to have wiped her mouth after LF turns and walks away. Instead she stands there with that expressionless face. Heck, she even closed her eyes for the kiss. Just an opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyk65 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Season 5 Beat me to it. But definitely the fight scene from 5-04. That was ridiculous, ritestulous and ricockulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primalsplit Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Sons of the Harpy "ambushing" the unsullied patrol. Lure the patrol into a trap, have them outnumbered, have the element of surprise, get slaughtered like the mythic peasent levies of westeros. Epic fail right there. Also, unsullied patrolling the streets with spears. Spear is a battlefield weapon, normally used in formations. Short sword should have been their weapon of choice there. I get the show writers needed an action scene. It is a good idea actually. But the way it is delivered is amateurish. Involving Barristan in it is a bit pointless too. My version: Dothraki patrol the streets with a logical close quarters weapon. Sons of the Harpy lure them into a trap. Ambush them on both sides. (Optional: Use ranged weapons and put the unsullied into a crossfire and kill the entire patrol, with 1 or 2 losses at most.) But since those ambushers are not an actual military branch such human stupidity can be allowed. At least be victorious in the end. No Barristan involved. Save his badass scenes for his coup that hopefully will happen later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow282 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Why would you do this terrible thing? Have you READ these forums? Trying to get people here to get coherent, non-shit dialogue that would ever even slightly work on tv is like encouraging Helen Keller to try and play real-life frogger. The end result is just gonna be incredibly sad, making you wonder why, if God does exist, he'd let such awful things happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchosaurus Rex Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Where to start?As egregious as turning the dignified, respected Faith Militant into sadistic cultists smashing property and slaughtering people in the streets was, I'd probably say Sansa and Littlefinger. I would have given her more lines to explain how her father felt about the tournament. "Father said that's when all the smiles died." Sure, Ned would not have been that open with his feelings, but it would have at least given the story more emotion and meaning as opposed to being yet another piece of gossip for Littlefinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerDesmondHume Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Replace beetles with Tysha Replace "see you later bro" with Tysha Replace whining about Shae with Tysha Replace Obara's monologue with Tysha. It make not make sense but anything would be better than that scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Tiger Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 just switch the Obara and Sand Snakes scene with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovely Lyanna Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Why would you do this terrible thing? Have you READ these forums? Trying to get people here to get coherent, non-shit dialogue that would ever even slightly work on tv is like encouraging Helen Keller to try and play real-life frogger. The end result is just gonna be incredibly sad, making you wonder why, if God does exist, he'd let such awful things happen. :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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