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On ‎12‎/‎17‎/‎2016 at 7:41 PM, Lady Blizzardborn said:

...thinking I've been choosing the wrong entries...
 

Its always a tough call. don't beat yourself up about it. It is just a game with absolutely no impact on real life.

I rarely come up with something worthy of posting in this thread, and this is one that barely makes the cut. Mostly I just get little snippets and phrases I try to fit into a good acro.

Joanna to Tyrion

Keep ideas seemly, only cankers suicidal ideology. (seemly as in appropriate and good, cankers meaning hurts or diminishes)

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1 hour ago, Raisin' Bran said:

guess I forgot about this...

Arianne

No academic ponderings? Stay uselessly trapped, exploitative seductress.

 

That's great, Raisin'!

I forgot about this thread entirely so here's a boatload of lefties.

Robert to Stannis:
Messiah? Even now Ned yukking. Dumbass! Others require 'Garyan energies, Stannie.
Murdering enemy nepotistic nympho! You desire overt revenge? Get estrangling Sersei! (Robert never payed much attention to spelling or grammar)
Mel enacting Nissa Nissa! Your daughter or reign? Guard ethereal Shireen! (almost went with this one)

Nymeria to Arianne:
Never assume, princess. Support upstart Targaryen, Elia's son.
Now all perish should unborn to Essos succeed. (not that Arianne has a clue about the Others [unborn standing in for neverborn] )
Now Arianne, propose supplication under truce. Evince shame.

Bael to Mance:
Hey, arrogant Robert future admirer.
Have a rare future, amigo.
Honor and reality far apart.

Dunk to Brienne:
Karakter, onor! Be onest, reely loyuhl. Viktoree and gloree! (Dunk wasn't a great speller)
Kindness only bestow. Obligations relish. Love only virtue and guardees.
Kindly obey boring ordinance regarding lovers. Obtain virtuous adoration, gratitude.

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Asha and Barristan leftovers

Asha: My! Unemployed.
Barristan: Illbred whelp heaved.
Asha: Brandy? 

Barristan: I hope, gracious, witty, female...maybe travel requirements make for confederation?

Asha: I heard greybeard was fired.
Barristan: Maliciously. Terrible, retirement. 
Asha: Maybe fortunate confluence.

Barry: I heard gorgeous women find maturity terribly romantic. Maybe find cabin?

Asha: Manly, understated, intelligent. White hot, Barristan!

 

Jaime and Dany leftovers

Dany: I wish everybody made widdle stinky tee tee, Kingslayer. Terror's damned amusing really.
Jaime: Your Targaryen majesty...well...allow apologies laced with natural grief, eh?

Jaime: Young, terrific majesty.
Dany: Insolent weakling.
Jaime: Who? Aerys always loony. 
Dany: Enough! Wicked servant! Turncloaking traitor! 
Jaime: Wait.
Dany: Kingslayer's treasons demand acute revenge!
Jaime. No good. Exiting...

Jaime: Young Targs make wonderful allies. Aerys? Loony! Would've negated general enclave.
Dany: Incredible. Why enemy mine, would stunning Targaryen take Kingslayer's treaty? Dragon awoken! Run!

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On 3/10/2017 at 10:13 AM, Dolorous Gabe said:

Love those, Lady B, especially the Barristan/Asha erotic fanfic  :lol:

Thanks. I'm not entirely sure where the Barristan/Asha erotic fanfic came from, but I kind of figured Asha could appreciate Barristan's qualities as a fighting man...and/or would pity his long dry spell. 

Not sure if the entry I went with for Barry/Asha came across as intended. It was supposed to be Asha basically asking if he was getting any since leaving the KG, not necessarily propositioning him. 

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I like that one, Castellan. That bridge gave me all kinds of trouble.

Here are mine from The Wall:

Here in middle icicle bluster lovable watchers, dutiful.

Hav... I... Man, icy! Blame lords Winterfellian. Damn!

Historic ice mountain inhibits blood lusting Walkers decidedly.
 

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11 hours ago, Lady Blizzardborn said:

I like that one, Castellan. That bridge gave me all kinds of trouble.

Here are mine from The Wall:

Here in middle icicle bluster lovable watchers, dutiful.

Hav... I... Man, icy! Blame lords Winterfellian. Damn!

Historic ice mountain inhibits blood lusting Walkers decidedly.
 

I personally did not like my wall entry. of course I did not have a complete alternate, so I am reduced to providing opinions on yours. I like the complaining Lomas of the second wall entry. But I forget whether I voted for your entry or not in the game anyway. You do come up with some funny ones.

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Long Bridge of Volantis lefties:

Bestiary now fused per engineer's wonderous bridge. Enormous.

Buy nothing for purpose. Ever wicked, bridge's economy.

 

Three Bells of Norvos leftover:

Traveled onward. Did Norvos. Obstreperous bells! Aching cranium.

 

Valyrian Road leftover:

Poxy inbreds built roads, singed insolent nemeses. Martinets!

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The Walls of Qarth:

Defensive fortifications render observers highly loquacious. To engineers' brilliance!

The Titan of Braavos:

Towering tyrant frightens incoming wanderers. Braavosi love colossus.

Titan terrific for intended warship burning. Bellows loud cacophonies.

Titan terrific for intended warship burning. Braavosi love colossus.

Too tall. Ferocious. It wants bronze loin cloth.

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6 hours ago, Lady Blizzardborn said:

The Walls of Qarth:

Defensive fortifications render observers highly loquacious. To engineers' brilliance!

The Titan of Braavos:

Towering tyrant frightens incoming wanderers. Braavosi love colossus.

Titan terrific for intended warship burning. Bellows loud cacophonies.

Titan terrific for intended warship burning. Braavosi love colossus.

Too tall. Ferocious. It wants bronze loin cloth.

All of them are good but the last one made me :rofl:

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I like all your leftovers, Lady B. I especially would have voted for the bridge of Volantis :

Buy nothing for purpose. Ever wicked, bridges economy.

For being extra cunning and original.

 

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On ‎4‎/‎30‎/‎2017 at 9:27 AM, Lady Blizzardborn said:

The Walls of Qarth:

Defensive fortifications render observers highly loquacious. To engineers' brilliance!

You are inventive. That is for sure. I am always appreciative of someone calling an engineer brilliant.

On ‎4‎/‎30‎/‎2017 at 9:27 AM, Lady Blizzardborn said:

The Titan of Braavos:

Towering tyrant frightens incoming wanderers. Braavosi love colossus.

Titan terrific for intended warship burning. Bellows loud cacophonies.

Titan terrific for intended warship burning. Braavosi love colossus.

Too tall. Ferocious. It wants bronze loin cloth.

I first read that as "I want bronze loin cloth" like Lomas was jealous of the Titan. :D

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