Tax System in Westeros

[The Great and Mighty Poo]

I need to have the pig someone is eating described in perfect detail.About how the skin is browned to the point of cracking and crisp yet the meat is succulent tender and juicy and,what kind of dipping sauce is used.Is it a spiced plum dipping sauce then describe the color taste and texture of said sauce then describe how the pig tastes in the sauce.Then take a sip of wine from your jeweled pewter goblet and describe what color the wine is then have Tyrion muse about the vintage and have him guess as to were it's from what year it was made and does he detect a hint of oranges?

Lol

To be honest going into that much detail just shows how talented of a writer he is.

And to the person you quoted just don't read the next books if reading about food bothers you that much your input is useless.