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F*ck, Marry, Kill Vol. IX


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uhm, why is there two versions of the thread? I'll answer to both

 

Kill - Maggie the Frog 
Fuck - Mirri Maz Duur 
Marry - Green Grace 
 
 

Fuck Ronnet
Marry Jon
Kill Shadrich

Theon's affairs

Miller's wife
Barth's wife
Captain's daughter

 
 
Theon's affairs
 
Fuck - Miller's wife
Kill - Barth's wife (I don't remember her)
Marry - Captain's daughter
 

Queens:

Good queen Alysanne

Mariah Martell

Betha Blackwood

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One thread hadn't been replied to in a long time and everyone forgot about it, and then someone created a new one.

Marry Alysanne, she was awesome
Fuck Black Betha, from the little we know of her she sounds sexy, at least her personality
Kill Mariah - nothing personal, we just don't know anything about what she was like, and she's the only one left to kill

Their husbands:
Jaehaerys the Conciliator
Daeron the Good
Aegon V (Egg)
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One thread hadn't been replied to in a long time and everyone forgot about it, and then someone created a new one.

Marry Alysanne, she was awesome
Fuck Black Betha, from the little we know of her she sounds sexy, at least her personality
Kill Mariah - nothing personal, we just don't know anything about what she was like, and she's the only one left to kill

Their husbands:
Jaehaerys the Conciliator
Daeron the Good
Aegon V (Egg)

 

Oh god, arguably the three best Targaryen rulers.

 

Marry Jaeharerys

Fuck Egg

Kill Dareon

 

Random Targ queens

 

Rhae

Rhaelle

Rhaella

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Oh god, arguably the three best Targaryen rulers.
 
Marry Jaeharerys
Fuck Egg
Kill Dareon
 
Random Targ queens
 
Rhae
Rhaelle
Rhaella

Only Rhaella was a queen, Rhaelle was just a princess who married a Lord, and who is Rhae? Did you mean Rhaenys or Rhaena (the Black Bride)?
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http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Rhae_Targaryen

 

Funny how each one is an aunt of the next female.

 

Those were 3 random Targaryen princesses. Only one of them was a queen as well.

 

Marry Mance (that was easy)

Kill Meryn Trant
Fuck Mace Tyrell (by default - I'd much rather fuck Mance, but marrying him is better and it includes regular fucking anyway)

 

Jeynes:

 

Jeyne Poole

Jeyne Westerling - Robb's wife

Jeyne Westerling - Maegor's Black Bride

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Those were 3 random Targaryen princesses. Only one of them was a queen as well.

 

Marry Mance (that was easy)

Kill Meryn Trant
Fuck Mace Tyrell (by default - I'd much rather fuck Mance, but marrying him is better and it includes regular fucking anyway)

 

Jeynes:

 

Jeyne Poole

Jeyne Westerling - Robb's wife

Jeyne Westerling - Maegor's Black Bride

 

Fuck Jeyne Westerling (black bride) because she looks so friggin gorgeous in the TWOIAF

Marry Jeyne Westerling (Robb's wife) She is someone who truly loves her husband. Plus she has good hips.  :cool4:

Kill Jeyne Poole. Poor girl is scarred for life as a result of being married and fucked. Wouldn't want her to be reminded of the experience. I guess the only option left is to end her misery.

 

 

Queen of whores (Ryman Frey's)

Queen of whores (Cersei herself)

Queen Whore (Cleon's wife)

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Marry Queen Whore. She was kind of awesome and fierce, from the little we know of her. 

Fuck Ryman Frey's Queen of Whores, at least she's probably good at it and used to trying to please people, instead of trying to sexually assault and abuse people. 

Kill Cersei - she's fun to read about, but nothing good can come out of marrying her or fucking her. She'd either try to manipulate you or sexually assault you, and possibly have you murdered.

 

Other women who look really good in TWOAIF:

 

Rhaenyra Targaryen

Barba Bracken

Larra Rogare

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:ack:

 

Fuck Aerys while he was still young, non-gross and not yet off his rocker. Then kill him before he turns nuts and starts burning people

Marry Maegor and kill him on the wedding night

Just kill Aegon the Asshole

 

Average Targaryen kings

 

Viserys I

Aerys I

Jaehaerys II 

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At random:

Kill Viserys I
Fuck Aerys I
Marry Jaehaerys II

That's a funny choice. Aerys was asexual and refused to fuck anyone (including his wife), Jaehaerys only wanted to marry his sister, and by killing Viserys I you just start the Dance of the Dragons earlier. :D

Hm...

Marry Farlan
Fuck Mikken
Kill Hullen by default - he's the one I know the least about, I'm sure he was OK but he did not get scenes where he was bravely defying Theon and his Iron Born, like the other two

BwB members:

Harwin
Tom of Seventreams
Lem the Lemoncloak
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