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Outrageous Lies, version 21 (ignorance is bliss; but you will still be tested when the thread is finished)

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PN wrote:



100th Lord Commander has already opened the new thread of outrageous lies, but he mistook the subforum and posted in Asoiaf General. The lie he posted was that Daenerys was Jon Snow's daughter born after Jon travelled back in time and raped his grandma. The post contained such consistency and coherence compared to the craziness there posted that nobody reported it.


PN is a Vulcan emissary to Westeros whose mission is to clean the place up and stop the noble houses from fighting each other, while persuading them to unite against the Others.

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Braavosi Lemons was the merchant who were illegally changing the labels about the country or origin of the lemons from Dany's lemon tree from Dorne to Braavos. Hence he was one of the people who lived with Dany, Vis and Willem in Dorne rather than Braavos and the one in Lemongate conspiracy.


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BL has been working on a secret lemon cake recipe. This recipe would contain no lemons at all. All of them would be replaced by turnips and vinegar.


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CB however has bigger things on his mind...since King Tommen made good on that threat to outlaw beets, CB's investments in beet futures have taken a serious dive.


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Braavosi Lemons is the reason our post count doesn't go up in the Forum Games section.


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Minstral cries because his/her most profound wish is to reach the million posts, so s/he can brag around the neighbourhood that s/he's a millionair.

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[Mis a he.]



PN is actually Maragaery in a clever disguise, and has been using her influence w/ Tommen (gained by destroying beets) to rig the post market. wheels within wheels.


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BL is specially obsessed with Lady B´s turnips. He says they´re magical.


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