Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 CB ships himself and Fat Walda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Lady B is the real author of Walda's love letters to Roose. She was inspired in her real love for him, and she rues the day he didn't pick her as the mother of his bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braavosi Lemons Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 PhalaeNopsis is a ghost, and has always been a ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000th Lord Commander Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Braavosi Lemons is the last remaining member of the sellsword company The Company of the Rose, and is trying to get out of his contract with Volantis to go back home to the North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 The 1000th Lord Commander doesn't use his real identity because he is in fact Bowen Marsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Minstral is a replicant pretending to be a human pretending to be a replicant pretending to be a human pretending to be a sasquatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 KOA has been has been trying to cast a spell with his/her keyboard. The only problem is that this requires furiously smashing the device which results in publishing false statements thinly veiled as logical quandaries. On the other hand, KOA might now be able to take the result and pass it off as answers for the next philosophy debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braavosi Lemons Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Minstral was born eight feet tall with fists the size of pumpkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 CL is a time-travelling Tyroshi tortoise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 CB however is not. He is a time-traveling Myrish tortoise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Lady B cooks an awesome tortoise soup. Just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 PN never delivers breakfast quite right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 ElizibethB's version of breakfast in bead is taking stale bagels, hard boiled eggs, and frozen bacon and then throwing it at the person she had intended to serve three hours before they are supposed to get up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 That happened to M once and now M is slowly recovering with the help of a new hobby, geocaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 EB transcends being. That's deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 CB transcends the earth's mantle. That is also deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Lady Blizz is gonna marry only the person who's impressed with her complete collection of David Hasselhoff cds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 ... and now we know why the K of A is so keen on completing his set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Elizabeth B. keeps stealing albums from KoA so it´s never complete, and she can proclaim as the winner of her heart the suitor she`s always favoured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 PN is the one that convinced George Lucas to make the prequels of the Star Wars franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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