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Outrageous Lies, version 21 (ignorance is bliss; but you will still be tested when the thread is finished)


Count Balerion

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EB has been scoping out stylists in order to steal the best scissors available. She intends to use them as tools for her secret hobby that she is ashamed of.... Curling wrapping ribbons.

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Minstral was once a top stylist with a celebrity following but was disgraced after convincing Beyoncé and LadyBlizz to start a new trend of too-short bangs earning him the nickname "the butcher" on the most popular Queen Bey hair blogs.
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My dear friend Ramsay takes pictures of himself in sexy poses and print them in the size of a windshield. Then he sneaks inside his neighbor's cars to leave them the gift of his image as the drive.
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PN vigorously applies methods of storage and habits in line with the squirrel theme. The thing is that she does this in all the wrong ways. She goes to stores to buy bag fulls of peanuts and peanut-butter, only to empty the containers so that she has room for what she scavenges in the forest.

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