Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Minstral is the one who convinced PN to convince George Lucas to make the prequels of the Star Wars franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Lady Bliz spent a fortune on her custom-made Jar-Jar Binks inflatable sex doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 even though KofA would have modeled a custom toy for her for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 LizzyB lost her will to live when she found out Jar-Jar won't be on Star Wars 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 KofA calls me Lizzy because he thinks it will lull me to a false sense of security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 The 'B' in Lizzy's name stands for 'Borden'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 KofAshes actually wanted to be known as KofAsses but felt shy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ElizabethB calls him KofAsses anyway, in the spirit of encouraging him to follow his dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 LadyBlizz is the stylist responsible for Penny's new look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 EB has been scoping out stylists in order to steal the best scissors available. She intends to use them as tools for her secret hobby that she is ashamed of.... Curling wrapping ribbons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Minstral was once a top stylist with a celebrity following but was disgraced after convincing Beyoncé and LadyBlizz to start a new trend of too-short bangs earning him the nickname "the butcher" on the most popular Queen Bey hair blogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Night'sQueen idolizes Rush Limbaugh. She keeps a picture of him by her speedometer in her car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 My dear friend Ramsay takes pictures of himself in sexy poses and print them in the size of a windshield. Then he sneaks inside his neighbor's cars to leave them the gift of his image as the drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 PN disguises himself as a giant chipmunk and crashes little kids' birthday parties. People think he's doing a kind thing for the children, but really he just does it to get free cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 20, 2015 Author Share Posted July 20, 2015 breaking news! lady B has been cast as lyanna by HBO! there's even a flashback where lyanna is born in a blizzard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 CB is responsible for True Dectective Season 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 N'sQ is the producer of the next 6 seasons of True Detective. (Btw, I'm a woman in a chipmunk disguise ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 PN vigorously applies methods of storage and habits in line with the squirrel theme. The thing is that she does this in all the wrong ways. She goes to stores to buy bag fulls of peanuts and peanut-butter, only to empty the containers so that she has room for what she scavenges in the forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 M thinks Chip and Dale are Azor Ahai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 CB resents this as he is both Chip and Dale but most emphatically NOT Azor Ahai, reborn or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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