Minstral Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Prphalesion recently got a new at a new firm where where his real father works. He didn't know any of these tings though because he lost his cellphone and the person who found it simply answered the call and then sold the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Minstral sold his soul to the devil, but then he realized he had the soul of Captain Jack Sparrow. And that, children, is how the Devil came to wear Pradas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Ashara asked GRRM to write a chapter written in Hodor's PoV. This is what he sent her Hodor is coming, Ch. 1661 Hodor's back was itching something fierce. "Hodor" he said, asking Bran to scratch his back. "I know Hodor, I'm feeling hungry too" Bran said. "Hodor hodor!" Hodor exclaimed angrily "Is he having one of his fits again?" Meera asked cautiously "Hodor! Hodor!" shouted Hodor as the itching intensified "Hodor stop! You'll-" started Bran but Hodor was having none of it "HODOOOR!" he hodor'd as the intensity intensified. Through the haze of itching he felt Bran shift in his basket... ...and then his world went black. We need to honour the greatness of this piece of literature. Also: *snort* Moraith still does not know why the rum is always gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 :D [spoiler]I'm a humble man. The love of the members, a few valyrrian swords, a lordship and your blessings would suffice ;) :D)[/spoiler] I told Ashara she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 M is a character in one of Hodor's POV chapters. Specifically, he is Hodor's twin brother who can only say Moriath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Still, the most amazing PoV keeps being the Count's: 1 01 0 10100010 1010 01010101111001010 00010000101000101010 011010100101 00 00010 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Baltan finds the Count's chapter of binary code the most interesting because she is really am android, programmed to mimic human behaviour as closely as possible. Her being a robot comes with many advantages to her close circle of best friends/secret keepers such as the fact that she can dispense 10 flavours of frozen yogurt out of the chutes located in her hollow fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Orphalesion tries to annoy android Baltan by constantly quoting I Robot, Chobits, and Transformers. Unfortunately O hasn't realized that the only thing that annoys androids are quotes from Short Circuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Westerosi Batgirl lost a bet recently where she will need to dress as a Westerosi Harley Quinn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 M, knowing that bet, is goning to wear the same costume as WB at said party, so WB is going to be laughed at not only because she wears the costume of her nemesis, but because she's wearing a repeated costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 B argues quite convincingly that Daenerys was a Westerosi Harley Davidson Queen Robot. [Speaking of Hodor's POV chapter: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/f9/ea/59f9ea9914a64e09f2dc3b995ebb4a37.jpg] [and I found the discussion where we proved that Joffrey was the true hero: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/98068-joffrey-vs-viserys/page-4] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Count once punched a cow in the face because it looked at him funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 M is convinced he's AA and has been arrested several times for illegal attempts to sacrifice people, claiming they're Nissa Nissa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Count Balerion still sleeps with a night light on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 That is because Ashara hides under his bed and pricks his toes with a toothpick whenever he turns the lights off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Baltan thinks that Ashara's toe pricking antics are immature but that doesn't stop her from placing CB's hand into warm water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Westerosi Batgirl spent her teenage years as an idol singer in Japan, singing extremely upbeat J-Pop with word salad lyrics, including her biggest hit single "Maggots in the Microwave" the video of which had her dancing in a "cute" maggot costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Orphalesion couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Recently, Moriath tried to throw a boomerang the right way but it came back wrong...it ended up going in the opposite direction it was thrown. When he tried to catch it with his good hand he misjudgedthe distance and it whacked him in the other hand. Other incidents like this have convinced him that boomerang are sapient and out to get him, so he goes.around trying to destroy all the ones he sees..... But they keep coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 15, 2015 Author Share Posted September 15, 2015 M has become a telemarketer for Littlefinger Love Motels, Inc. I wish they'd lay off, already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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