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Outrageous Lies, version 21 (ignorance is bliss; but you will still be tested when the thread is finished)

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Westerosi Batgirl doesn't know who Justin Bieber is, and she doesn't care to learn.

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WB recently purchased a piece of land in Ohio, no more than one square foot, and named it Denali.

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The a in Minstral's name is actually a fake one. It all comes from him being popular for a week in Kindergarten for having a scar around his tenders that he shamelessly displayed. From that incident stemmed a personality as hungry for attention as Paris Hilton's

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Count B has a life size poster of the actress who played Tyene Sand in the HBO series saying "You want the Good Girl but you need the Bad P****"

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Count B has a life size poster of the actress who played Tyene Sand in the HBO series saying "You want the Good Girl but you need the Bad P****"

That line keeps getting misquoted.  I'm pretty sure it's "You want to marry the good girl, but **** the bad *****."

 

 

Orphalesion is a metaphor on life giving the chicken crossing the road bananas.

Arya kiddin' is not kidding at all.

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LB's perfect job is getting paid to make people correctly reference or quote anything in popular culture. And I support that ideal. ;-)

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One of the reasons that WoW is taking so long is that Ashara Dayne has stolen the (almost) finished manuscript twice in an attempt to prevent GRRM from writing the demise of her favorite character; Butterbumps.

 

 

That line keeps getting misquoted.  I'm pretty sure it's "You want to marry the good girl, but **** the bad *****."

 

 

 

I just can't get myself to re-watch that scene, it would be too painful, so I'm working from memory.

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WB is the cat on Orphalesion's lap. She sometimes claws Orphalesion's legs just to hear her  him scream at her "You bad pussy!"

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Baltan despises the Dorne story in the show so much she goes around trying to get people to watch it just so she can try to prove a point, and to punish the world for making this possible. Since I didn't watch season 5, I fear I might soon be forced to watch it Clockwork Orange style.

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Ashara trys to carry a quarterstaff but found it was better to get the two dimes and a nickle staff cause it was easier to carry for such a short person. 

 

 

That line keeps getting misquoted.  I'm pretty sure it's "You want to marry the good girl, but **** the bad *****."

 

 

Arya kiddin' is not kidding at all.

sorry Lady B here it is in all its pussified glory  :commie:

 

One of the reasons that WoW is taking so long is that Ashara Dayne has stolen the (almost) finished manuscript twice in an attempt to prevent GRRM from writing the demise of her favorite character; Butterbumps.

 

 

 

I just can't get myself to re-watch that scene, it would be too painful, so I'm working from memory.

good memory ;)

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She Who Must Be Obeyed actually IS Ayesha, the titular queen from the novel "She". She faked her death at the end of the story and fled to the hollow insides of the earth. There she became leader of the Reptilians living there and has been controlling the earth's reserves of shortcakes ever since.  

 

 

 

Orphalesion watches that scene over and over. All the while stroking a cat on her lap as she plots the destruction of HBO.

 

 

WB is the cat on Orphalesion's lap. She sometimes claws Orphalesion's legs just to hear her scream at her "You bad pussy!"

 

I'm a dude ;)

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to mix and match the lies a bit:

 

the real reason GRRM hasn't finished is that O keeps forcing him to watch the Dorne segments, and this makes GRRM so physically ill that he can't continue. why does he do it? "for the evulz."

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