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Count Balerion

Outrageous Lies, version 21 (ignorance is bliss; but you will still be tested when the thread is finished)

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LB is Schrodinger's cat taking revenge on the person that put her in her current state.


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Minstral is the box I was left in for months while that awful Schrodinger debated the status of my life. Luckily, Schrodinger did punch a few holes in Minstral, so I could breathe.


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It's known and not known what kind of ant the Count is. The only certainty is that he lives is a hole expecting with dread the coming of Lady B.

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PhalaeNopsis has unwittingly become LB's tool in her quest for revenge...... and is bombing taffy factories as a result.


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ElizabethB. is a tenant up there, and heartily appreciates Lady B's habits.


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Everytime PN goes to the supermarket, she always picks up at least one carton of eggs and breaks them all with a jab of her finger and puts it down calmly.

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The Count keeps a book of secrets where he writes down the parentage of everyone here. He's recently added ElizabethB. as RB's daughter-in-law, although nobody knows where he acquires this information.


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(We seem to be getting pretty tame in here... going to have to up the ante)



Knight of Ashes is centuries old and was a Knight burned at the stake... the thing that makes this super weird is that he/she was actually a double for Joan of Arc, and was burned in her place wearing woman's peasant clothes.... And KoA did this all so that he could make the statement that he dressed in drag to to save a someone persecuted to himself for years to come.


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Truths are slipping trough here... now I know who delivers the information to the Count...

Minstral knows all about KoA weird nature because he's developed time-space travelling powers. Even as he's still in training, only 1 out of 5 trips are done as stipulated. He refuses to talk about where and where he travelled in the missing trips.

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This just in from my little birds: Lady B is convinced that Varys literally is a spider, so whenever she finds a spider, she tries to teach it to speak so that it can become her master of whispers.


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The Count's device to time-space travelling are birds. His obsession with Lady B comes from all the nests she harvests in her hair.


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