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Outrageous Lies, version 21 (ignorance is bliss; but you will still be tested when the thread is finished)

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Oh, I like caliente y bien fuerte :leer:, unlike N'sQ, who is a stern follower of the Others. She wanted to be called Frost Queen but that name was already taken.

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PN hopes to parlay her hotness into a line of overpriced bespoke salsas which she will peddle on posh celebrity lifestyle websites.

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NQ secretly runs a posh celebrity lifestyle website.  She will never tell which celebrity's website she runs, but many suspect she is the true genius behind Martha Stewart.

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(Off topic; but I just discovered yesterday that there is a castle in Devon called Castle Drogo.  It didn't look like the khal's scene, though.)

Lady B will stop at nothing to get Ronald McDonald on the Iron Throne.

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On the other hand, the Count is already preparing a suite at Castle Drogo for Mr Ronald McDonald. He is outraged at the idea of his idol sitting on that hard cold chair.

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PN  has the power to freeze time and cheese. She can only freeze time for about 0.00001 of a second that runs on a hour break before it can be used again, but she is certain that she can make a career or a company of supplying her talents to create new and exciting cheese desserts. 

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Minstral has decided to sabotage PN's cheese efforts due to a long and dark hatred of all things dairy...

 

...probably because his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries... 

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EB will not stand for anyone's shrubbery outshining her own, so she sabotages LadyB's efforts with swarms of trained mosquitoes, paper wasps and ferocious earwigs to plague the planters.

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The Count has an army of earwig ninja sellswords, and has been trying to hire N'sQ to add her at his personal Count's Guard.

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FVS is tired of seeing PN in his courtroom. He secretly agrees with her about the Iron Price, but the laws of the country tie his hands.

ninja'd

 

CB was disappointed when PN joined the Drowned God's crew.  He was hoping to convert her to worshiping the Spaghetti Monster.

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In a past life NQ lived a religious life following the tenants of edidmern, the religion practiced by the alien species glunggluns who learned it from the microbe prophets. She is now on a hunt to rediscover her faith by taming the Flying Spaghetti monster as an airship, and using Rocksniffer in archaeology endeavors.... to sniff rocks.

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Lady B made the system at my workplace to go down. She's planning on hacking everyone's workplaces as to force us all to come here and lie blatantly.

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