Unlady B Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Oh, I like caliente y bien fuerte :leer:, unlike N'sQ, who is a stern follower of the Others. She wanted to be called Frost Queen but that name was already taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 PN hopes to parlay her hotness into a line of overpriced bespoke salsas which she will peddle on posh celebrity lifestyle websites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 NQ secretly runs a posh celebrity lifestyle website. She will never tell which celebrity's website she runs, but many suspect she is the true genius behind Martha Stewart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 25, 2015 Author Share Posted July 25, 2015 (Off topic; but I just discovered yesterday that there is a castle in Devon called Castle Drogo. It didn't look like the khal's scene, though.) Lady B will stop at nothing to get Ronald McDonald on the Iron Throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 On the other hand, the Count is already preparing a suite at Castle Drogo for Mr Ronald McDonald. He is outraged at the idea of his idol sitting on that hard cold chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 PN has the power to freeze time and cheese. She can only freeze time for about 0.00001 of a second that runs on a hour break before it can be used again, but she is certain that she can make a career or a company of supplying her talents to create new and exciting cheese desserts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Minstral has decided to sabotage PN's cheese efforts due to a long and dark hatred of all things dairy... ...probably because his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 rocksniffer lost his medical license because every patient brought into his ER was diagnosed as having "only a flesh wound." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 LB wants a shrubbery but horrible things happen to people that are supposed to plant it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 EB will not stand for anyone's shrubbery outshining her own, so she sabotages LadyB's efforts with swarms of trained mosquitoes, paper wasps and ferocious earwigs to plague the planters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share Posted July 26, 2015 Night's Queen is a ferocious earwig ninja sellsword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 The Count has an army of earwig ninja sellswords, and has been trying to hire N'sQ to add her at his personal Count's Guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 PN often shows up at her local Criminal Court, loudly proclaiming that shoplifting is merely "paying the iron price!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 27, 2015 Author Share Posted July 27, 2015 but only since FVS inducted her into the Drowned God religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 FVS is tired of seeing PN in his courtroom. He secretly agrees with her about the Iron Price, but the laws of the country tie his hands. ninja'd CB was disappointed when PN joined the Drowned God's crew. He was hoping to convert her to worshiping the Spaghetti Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 LB is borderline agnostic on Spaghetti Monster and is considering following the Tao of Penne instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 In a past life NQ lived a religious life following the tenants of edidmern, the religion practiced by the alien species glunggluns who learned it from the microbe prophets. She is now on a hunt to rediscover her faith by taming the Flying Spaghetti monster as an airship, and using Rocksniffer in archaeology endeavors.... to sniff rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Minstral enjoys Vogon poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Lady B made the system at my workplace to go down. She's planning on hacking everyone's workplaces as to force us all to come here and lie blatantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 PhalaeNopis has a thing or two for her eight grade crush to this very day......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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