Minstral Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 7-KG once ripped the tag off a mattress.... it was for this reason that the world imploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Littlefinger is actually the right hand of Ministral. The WO5K was originally Ministral's idea and LF was a mere pawn in his game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Many believe Oberyn's death was a dumb mistake caused by Oberyn himself, when the truth is that before the fight Swordofmorning gave him a poison that would cause him to get weaker, so this is the reason Oberyn couldn't stand up when the Mountain was grabbing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 7-KG is the newest rave drug, and it is named after you-know who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted January 7, 2016 Author Share Posted January 7, 2016 The truth behind GrapefruitPerrier terrible secret is that. as a Tasmanian Devil, he and his species are actually articulate and well mannered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (Hilarious, love the above)Oh the poor minstrel, named Minstral, could not handle his alcohol and pissed off Joffrey. The tale was normal, but the outcome grotesque as the barrel of beer exploded his stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 GrapefruitPerrier once plotted against the african-god of dance, but the god discovered about his schemings and banned him to the fifth realm, a.k.a. disney world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 After scoring the winning touchdown in the state championship 7-KG proclaimed that he loved mama and was going to the fifth realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted January 7, 2016 Author Share Posted January 7, 2016 WB HAS been banished from the fifth realm do an unspeakable event that happened on new years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Minstral was once a powerful entity that was able to maintain the solar system with a secret occult dance of the black hole until the cosmic stag stole all his power. He was then turned into a human minstrel that can't pronounce the letter "e". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted January 8, 2016 Author Share Posted January 8, 2016 7-kg is e ttfief end e lier. He pretends to be the toof feiry, steels people's teef, and gifes sthem liisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crixus Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Minstral thinks LOL means Lover of Lemons. Haven't you wondered why he always writes 'I am a LOL" instead of 'LOL' or 'I lold'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Everytime Crixus makes a post, there's a supernova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 7-KG believes that the Star Wars prequels are an allegorical retelling of the founding of The Church of Scientology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Westeros B. won't admit it but secretly, she worships the SW Prequel Trilogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Swordofmorning has a picture of Donald Trump tacked next to his mirror so he can style his hair the same way as Trumpy before his day begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 KoA loves Donald Trump so much he self publishes a comic book that depicts Trump as a super hero who uses his powers to stop terrorism, corrupt government officials, and the media and to preserve the American way. It's so good an anonymous rich backer wants to take it to series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 But...batgirl is a superhero whose power is almost unspeakable, but one which Ramsay Bolton who truly enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 GrapefruitPerrier likes to hang around with the lord mestizo of the rotation just to destroy galaxies, rotating in a bike path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordofmorning Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 7KG sings praises of Stannis and claims to be his most loyal servant when in reality, he spies on him for Dany, becoz he believes her to be the PTWP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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