Jace, Extat Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 So I told the BF to grab something to eat on the way home so that I wouldn't have to get off my own ass. He comes home with a store rotisserie chicken (one of those things that you buy off a hotplate in a bag), which is just fucking disgusting for obvious reasons. So I called him an idiot and ordered Chinese, but since he's gross he decided to eat it. I'm watching the football game and he carries this nasty hunk of meat to sit next to me, and I see that it's RAW. And he's EATING IT!!! I'm not talking like a tiny smudge of pink or a bit of blood or whatever. This shit is pale white over 50% of it and a dark pink on the other half. He says he didn't notice.I don't know... I just am questioning everything right now. On the one hand, he's pretty, we like each other, we have a great relationship, he's gainfully employed, and emotionally stable... On the other hand, he not only bought a rotisserie chicken... it was raw and he was eating it. If he doesn't die tonight, I might have to leave him in the middle of the woods or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 If he doesn't die tonight, he has superior genes for disease resistance that should not be squandered (if eventual procreation is a goal). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelticgar Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 He's sounds like a straight up bad ass. The only other guy I know who eats raw chicken is Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonSnow4President Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I like those rotisserie chickens.... I don't have to cook, and they're fairly tasty. They're also healthier than most of the other garbage I eat (I think just about any diet is healthier than my normal fare). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 He's brave, but I don't think it's gonna help him. I told him that if I have to drag his ass to the hospital I'm leaving him there, and that he should probably try and head this thing off by going into the bathroom and stick his fingers down his throat and pray. He didn't, and now I can literally see him wriggling in his seat. I'm curious to see which end starts leaking first.Xray, I hate children so... yeah. You think I could trust a man who buys and eats raw rotisserie chicken with a child? He'd probably let it play with the colorful drinks underneath the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aint Nuthin But A HoundDog Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 If he doesn't die tonight, he has superior genes for disease resistance that should not be squandered (if eventual procreation is a goal). This. I've bought those rottiserie chickens on occasion. I don't think they're too bad -- at least they're not deep fried. But RAW chicken? Eew! Eew! Eew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Creighton Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 He should drink a lot of alcohol, alcohol kills bacteria, that should help, start giving him some higher proof Vodka like Spirytus Delikatesowy or something like Stagg Jr. bourbon. After all doctors and nurses use alcohol to sterilize an area, you need to sterilize the insides. High proof is the way to go, and maybe an exotic dancer, the dancer will take his mind off things, while the alcohol does it's job. This would seem the the best way to help him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonSnow4President Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Has anyone else ever seen white raw chicken? I've seen pink, but not white. Dark pink also sounds a lot like dark meat that's slow cooked..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Pesci Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Maybe Collinsworth is available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Creighton Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Has anyone else ever seen white raw chicken? I've seen pink, but not white. Dark pink also sounds a lot like dark meat that's slow cooked.....Is this a trick question? Because I can take this in a lot of different directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonSnow4President Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Is this a trick question? Because I can take this in a lot of different directions.No. I've always associated white with cooked with chicken...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Fury Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I don't understand why people consider something that dangerous to be edible. Oh this could be delicious nuggets or it could be poison! Seriously people, what is so great about chicken that despite being ridiculously dangerous and ridiculously cruel (way more so usually than other meats), you can't resist it? Especially since allegedly everything else tastes just like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Has anyone else ever seen white raw chicken? I've seen pink, but not white. Dark pink also sounds a lot like dark meat that's slow cooked.....Raw is kinda pinky, otherwise is not that good. But is still pale. I know because I call my very pale and pasty ex "raw chicken" (the literal translation, at least). It goes lighter when cooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 Maybe Collinsworth is available?Ooohhh! Now there's a thought! I don't understand why people consider something that dangerous to be edible. Oh this could be delicious nuggets or it could be poison! Seriously people, what is so great about chicken that despite being ridiculously dangerous and ridiculously cruel (way more so usually than other meats), you can't resist it? Especially since allegedly everything else tastes just like it.You make a good point, but I was born in the South and as a kid we were so poor that my mom claims she fed my sister and I the chickens that were too large to get chopped up for KFC. I've never really asked the specifics of that story (why would I want to know more?), but she mentions it A LOT, so I'm partial to believing it's true. Also, I know one of her uncles owns a shit load of chicken... farms? houses? I don't know what they're called, but they're long-ass buildings that hold thousands of chicks apiece. Disgusting. Oh, anyways. I love chicken, and I don't think anything tastes like chicken except chicken. A fucking rotisserie, though? I shudder at the very thought. So you're too lazy to cook and you hate children.Yip. He is a moron indeed.I make up for it with having a charming personality that does not include outbursts of inconsolable rage. I gotta say that I'm surprised, he didn't start crying until about 30 minutes ago. I've seen my share of sickness, but he sounds absolutely dreadful and I'm loving every second of it. I haven't heard him throw up, though. So I don't think he contracted something really nasty, just fucked up his insides real good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 You are a cruel mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 He deserves this. Thinking I'd eat a goddamn rotisserie chicken... Y'know his stunt messed with my entire digestive plan? By the time the Chinese arrived it was already halftime. Which meant that I hadn't had time to digest my food before the Bills predictably shat down their legs and made me want to vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The guy from the Vale Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 ... well, looks like you wanted to, and he went ahead and did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Greenleif Stark Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 So I told the BF to grab something to eat on the way home so that I wouldn't have to get off my own ass. He comes home with a store rotisserie chicken (one of those things that you buy off a hotplate in a bag), which is just fucking disgusting for obvious reasons. So I called him an idiot and ordered Chinese, but since he's gross he decided to eat it. I'm watching the football game and he carries this nasty hunk of meat to sit next to me, and I see that it's RAW. And he's EATING IT!!! I'm not talking like a tiny smudge of pink or a bit of blood or whatever. This shit is pale white over 50% of it and a dark pink on the other half. He says he didn't notice.I don't know... I just am questioning everything right now. On the one hand, he's pretty, we like each other, we have a great relationship, he's gainfully employed, and emotionally stable... On the other hand, he not only bought a rotisserie chicken... it was raw and he was eating it. If he doesn't die tonight, I might have to leave him in the middle of the woods or something. So you'd rather eat nasty Chinese food than a rotisserie chicken? Did you even say thank you to this guy for his efforts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbold Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Maybe you should......talk to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterOJ Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 You are the moron in this case. Tasty grocery store rotisserie chicken > Chinese food. Every single time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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