rocksniffer Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 these contacts are really irritating my eyes...fuck you Bausch and Lomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Do we have to hunt foxes today? I'm tiiirrreeeddd ... can't we hunt foxes tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 hey look everyone...i found tormund's member... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 My doctor says that if I quit smoking, I can undo some damage done to my lungs. But fuck that, I'm a damn dog. Also smoking makes you look cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 The bridge collapsed underneath that a**hole whose been tailgating me for the last 300 miles ... I can taste the Justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 My nipples may be chafed, but damn do the ladies love this armor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 Winter has come or what. Get your scarves, kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I ... am ... fainting ... zzzz ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm gonna kill a f*ckload of zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 The sword is mightier than the pen... wait that's not how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Batgirl v Supergirl : Dawn of Justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 yes i travel with this red circle behind my head...if i didn't i would be the invisible man and not... THE GREATEST SUPERHERO EVAH.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Sometimes I wish my owners would have just put me down instead of spending all their money untwisting my stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 Today will be the day when I actually go and see a bloody camel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Wait, did I get my period last month? Please tell me I got it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 #selfie #nomakeup #isurehadmyperiodlastmonth #westeros #plslikethis #:) #anothercornyhashtag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 What are them hashtags? I only have a FlowerBook account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I should have never married Tom Buchanan; all he ever does is beat me, philander around, and spout bigotry! I could have done much better; Jay Gatsby worships the ground I walk on and he's richer than Tom! Even my cousin Nick is nicer than Tom and he's only a humble stock-investor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 If I stand still, the T-Rex won't eat me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 If Jack Frost nips at my nose one more time I'm going to kick him in his tiny frozen balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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