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Count Balerion

Outrageous lies, v. 23

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Since I accidentally skipped Maybel before (sorry!):

The Camel Visually Impaired Lady is immortal, and has not aged in 999 years. She jealously guards the secret to her diuturnity; but it is rumoured to lie in her hidden cache of pretzels, upon which mortal eyes may not gaze and hope to live. 

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How did you know I love pretzels? Lol.

 

CB once made a weather machine to turn the southern U.S. Into a winter wonderland. Chaos insured and CB climbed that ladder and is now king of a frozen plantation.

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