Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Official Thread Song Alternative titles for this thread: 1) Vikings IX: Bjorn the intensive Care Bear 2) Vikings IX: I can't bear it 3) Vikings IX: Paddington's attack 4) Vikings IX: Bjorn in Ashdown Forest 5) Vikings IX: Not at all like The Revenant 6) Vikings IX: Bear with me 7) Vikings IX: Twenty episodes, this is so bearing. 8) Vikings IX: Manbearpig is real! 9) Vikings IX: Bjorn in the Big Blue House 10) Vikings IX: Bear Grylled 11) Vikings IX: The Bear and the Maiden Fair 12) Vikings IX: That's not how you hunt bears in winter [courtesy of Corvinus] 13) Vikings IX: The 13th Warrior 14) Vikings IX: Brother Bear 15) Vikings IX: How Embearissing 16) Vikings IX: Probably the Best Bear in the World 17) Vikings IX: I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. [Courtesy of Buckwheat] 18) Vikings IX: There are no black actresses in this series 19) Vikings IX: The Secret of Gummybearry juice! 20) Vikings IX: Adventures of the Gummi Bears! 21) Vikings IX: Hahahahaha, Spin it! 22) Vikings IX: Can't bear to go on without Athelstan [Courtesy of Red Snow] 23) Vikings IX: Bear witness as I ride to Valhalla! [Courtesy of Corvinus] 24) Vikings IX: It bears no comparison [Courtesy of Corvinus] 25) Vikings IX: Bruin the Bear gets fucked over again 26) Vikings IX: Fear Bjorn's Ecbeart [Collaborative effort between me and Red Snow] 27) Viking IX: Bjorn Bears Ass 28) Viking IX: Bjorn's Bearly Bearable Bear Fight [Courtesy of Floki] 29) Viking IX: Unbearable likeness of Bjorn [Courtesy of dbunting] 30) Viking IX: Bears, Beards, and Beartrayals [Collaborative effort between Buckwheat and Red Snow] 31) Viking IX: Rollost in Translation [Courtesy of Arkash] 32) Viking IX: Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall 33) Viking IX: Chicago Bear missing. Have you seen him? 34) Viking IX: Dr. Doolittle 2 35) Viking IX: Not the kind of bear you were counting on Pick your favourites people And the previous threads: Not as good as my last title for a Viking thread, but it will have to do for now Previous threads: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/82132-vikings-on-the-history-channel-what-the-hell http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/87371-viking-round-deux http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/106952-vikings-3-eye-stabbing-as-a-means-of-social-mobility http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/109261-vikings-4-on-to-season-3 http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/125951-spoilers-vikings-season-3-discussion-thread http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/126839-vikings-vi-on-to-frankia/ Vikings VII: We'll always have Paris [SPOILERS] Vikings VIII: 20 episodes under the sea [SPOILERS] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Another title, inspired by The 13th Warrior: "That's not how you hunt bears in winter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Corvinus said: Another title, inspired by The 13th Warrior: "That's not how you hunt bears in winter." I should have remembered the 13th Warrior That's some great beartainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 those titles. Bear Grylled killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 57 minutes ago, Buckwheat said: Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. Added that one to the list 26 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said: those titles. Bear Grylled killed me. Thanks, I'll be here all week And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Buckwheat said: Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. Added that one to the list 36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said: those titles. Bear Grylled killed me. Thanks, I'll be here all week And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Buckwheat said: Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. Added that one to the list 36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said: those titles. Bear Grylled killed me. Thanks, I'll be here all week And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Buckwheat said: Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. Added that one to the list 36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said: those titles. Bear Grylled killed me. Thanks, I'll be here all week And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 I'm having way too much fun with these titles XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Buckwheat said: Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. Added that one to the list 36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said: those titles. Bear Grylled killed me. Thanks, I'll be here all week And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red snow Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Great puns can't think of any others but in the spirit Can't bear to go on without Athelstan Ecbeart Bjorn - smarter than the average bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Veltigar said: Added that one to the list Thanks, I'll be here all week And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration I can bearly wait for more titles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Vikings: It bears no comparison Vikings: Roar, but with bears Vikings: Bear and visions don't mix well Edit: And to honor one of the best films of 2015, Vikings: Bear witness as I ride to Valhalla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I certainly did not expect you quote me in the OP. I like "Can't bear to go on without Athelstan", but then I am biased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 25 minutes ago, red snow said: Great puns can't think of any others but in the spirit Thanks 26 minutes ago, red snow said: Bjorn - smarter than the average bear The jury is still out on that one I'm afraid 33 minutes ago, red snow said: Ecbeart I'm slightly tweaking this one 16 minutes ago, Corvinus said: Vikings: Roar, but with bears I'm disqualifying this one Roar is way crazier than anything Vikings has ever attempted 9 minutes ago, Buckwheat said: I certainly did not expect you quote me in the OP. I like "Can't bear to go on without Athelstan", but then I am biased. Hey, my OP is a safespace everyone is welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted March 7, 2016 Author Share Posted March 7, 2016 Personally, I think 27 is another winner I'm seriously considering changing the thread title to 27) What do you guys think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenaExMachina Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Bear faced Feminists in Wessex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowKnight Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Since there is a 13th Warrior option I will go with that, as is appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astromech Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Helpful advice for what to do in the event of a bear attack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX2wV-qu1Lc Damn I miss that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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