Winter's Knight Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 So I know that the Mel reveal was supposed to be this huge ZOMG SHE'S OLD thing but I'm confused by the mechanics : is the amulet just a glamour or does it actually de-age someone? Because if it's just a glamour then damn Mel's been doing a lot of physical stuff that would be hard for someone older like the constant riding and the stairs at the Wall and Dragonstone-I'm thinking Master Cresswen level agonies here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 What a weird episode. Just random underwhelming scenes over and over again. Everytime they go to Dorne I get a little embarassed. Well at least we get to see how they ruin Euron and the ToJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desire Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 How could good old George write since 1996 and this happens to us......... What a slap in the face deadset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Tiger Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 8 hours ago, LazyBazooka said: Anyone who rates this episode above a 1 is a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayarts Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Betray. Check. Blood. Check. Boobs. Check. That was probably D&Ds checklist for a successful episode and they delivered. It was the first time I fastforwarded GoT without having watched it before, and that practically says it all. The joy is gone, it's just blah by now. It is really hard to find something that still seems logical and good and not butchered, almost everything is a hot mess by now. At the end of episode I felt like pulling a granny-Mel and going under my covers to mourn it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmet Eren Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 No Bran WTF give me stark more stark more I like with Start of season it seems they learn lesson to do better with stark wolf back I have feelling sansa will be much better please give her lady stoneheart story if yoou are not going use uncat also I think show was always good with Arya sure different from books but good Bran we will wait and see /I am afraid for rickson they can use it to fuck up stark even more *I mean they will kill him* Jon will be okey I believe he will be back between 3-5 ep.rest I dont care od Dorne just kill them all. Dany I dont care about her also her ch is the ch skip when I reading books Theon I dont know I dont think he will alive end of song of ice and fire but in the show who know iron man hole god perceptive is about reborning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Porne Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Heh. I've missed these threads. <--RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinjinobrave Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I think this episode drove me insane. Poor Oberyn, he dies thinking he is leaving his intelligent, pacifist girlfriend, to take care of his youngest daughters, defended by his strong elder daughters. Little did he know that Ellaria and all the Sand Snakes were going to go insane and become kinslayers and ruin Dorne. If anything mattered or had consequences, the Yronwoods or the Fowlers would totally seize power now and kill all of them. Why did Jaime go back to KL? He had casus belli, he should have gone back and have Ellaria killed, Doran would have no choice but to comply to avoid war. Why didn't anyone kill Ellaria? Why aren't they dead already? Where was Tristane Jonas? On Jaime's boat? If not, why the FUCK would Jaime let his prime hostage out of his sight on a Dornish boat (remember, he came alone with only Bronn) ? If he was on the same boat, how did the assasin escape? WHY DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT WHEN NOTHING MATTERS? What D&D are doing is offensive and disrespectful. It's the equivalent of shitting on the Gutenberg Bible and going 'it's just a prank bro'. FUDGE! At least my boy Willas (and Garlan, Joncon, Aegon, Arianne....) avoided this butchery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindwalker Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Don't forget that the two snakeassins apparently swam to the boat, dried their hair, then killed Trys... Who, of course, was not guarded by either Bronn or Jaime... Badass bitches, yo! I would really love to hear Mr. Siddig's uncensored thoughts on his gig...What a waste. I even feel sorry for the actor who played Trystane, talented or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 You know I actually did feel bad for Ramsey. Nooo not for that, but Boose is criticizing him for losing Sansa and Theon. "Well Dad, I WAS out winning your battle for you. The LEAST YOU could have done is to make sure this all important bride of mine didn't escape!" could they have put a larger target on Fat Walda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 What a steaming pile. Love it that between s 5 & 6 the snakes got some royal marines commandos training, very handy. In fact, how many extremely convenient things happened, no? The dogs disappearing, the Bolton guys dismounting to make Brienne's life easier, the stupid ring being in the centre of a target-like area, as a proper bullseye, the Khal knows Drogo but never heard of his silver-haired Targ wife, and on and on. Why didn't Thorne & co take the body wherever when they murdered Jon? Why did they have to wait for everyone to not only find out about the assassination but also take the body to decide they wanted it back? What's the explanation for Mel's necklace glamour? Why does it work at times, and doesn't work at other times? Ah, that's right, like with everything else, it's whatever the plot demands. And also, now we can now know for sure Khaleesi will set sail for Westeros, last scene episode 10. Becuase Tyrion said she won't do it any time soon, and that's Mr Benioff and Mr Weiss brand of foreshadowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninerings Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Let's all just think back to Season 1.... ahhhhhh. Now when the hell are you going to write the next book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 arguing over whether Sansa should have known the response wouldn't the scene be more powerful if she HAD known the oath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerMixalot Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I simply cannot get over Tyrion and Varys running Mereen. It boggles my mind, it is an itch I cannot scratch. He is a stranger. He is from Westeros He doesn't speak the language He is a dwarf He has been there a very short time. He came in as a slave. He hasn't done anything to warrant being leader ie slain a dragon or whatever. WHY WHY WHY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairGrowsBack Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 ^Not to mention that of course they had to give him the scenes where Dany shows concern for her children. This is actually giving me life (and killing me at the same time, but hey): the show has completed his transformation into a parody of itself. Brilliant. Get all the Emmys !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Freypie Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 29 minutes ago, SerMixalot said: I simply cannot get over Tyrion and Varys running Mereen. It boggles my mind, it is an itch I cannot scratch. He is a stranger. He is from Westeros He doesn't speak the language He is a dwarf He has been there a very short time. He came in as a slave. He hasn't done anything to warrant being leader ie slain a dragon or whatever. WHY WHY WHY He was named by Daario. Who... Is a stranger and a mercenary. And warranted being leader as he was the boyfriend of the queen before she married someone else who then was killed. It's legitimacy in D&D logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prince of Porne Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 So what was the point of even having Doran and Areo on this show? Did they really bother casting Alexander Siddig just to have him sit in a goddamn chair and do literally nothing before being unceremoniously killed? What was the point of almost anything that happened in Dorne last season? They could have Arriane'd the character of Doran and just opened Season 5 with Faullaria and the Sand Fakes ruling Dorne, going "RAWR REVENGE RAWWRR" incoherently all over the place, and nothing would have been lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGpanther Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 WHERE THA FUK WAS BRAN!?!? ep2 better be Bran heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGpanther Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 WHERE THA FUK WAS BRAN!?!? ep2 better be Bran heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, KINGpanther said: WHERE THA FUK WAS BRAN!?!? ep2 better be Bran heavy. Man I usually pray my favourite characters WON'T show up in an episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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