Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 7 hours ago, rocksniffer said: i shall hop to, as a proper Foot should...oh Queen of my heart .. harry with his wand but no johnson...sad what my world has come to.... I know it will be a challenge for you to draw that tastefully, especially once you google Batazoid wedding - If you don't allready know. But thats how we will know you are sorry. BB I have no words :hugs: I do hope you have sent your final sentence though. and more importantly you remembered to vote today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 3 hours ago, The EnglishBear said: I'm sorry it's all my fault. I didn't get the pic done, and then things kept coming up, and my slightly aspie brain decided the best solution was to ignore the problem. Sorry, I'll leave you alone for ever now. Thats not your fault I should have asked for a replacement sooner really. Shall be doing the reveal tomorrow, sometime before 5 (otherwise you will wait until wednesday next week). Striptease start and end sentences will be up in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 16 minutes ago, The Shamrock that hides said: BB I have no words :hugs: I do hope you have sent your final sentence though. and more importantly you remembered to vote today. Hugs aren't necessary just that my response to too many problems is to hide from them (I have post I haven't opened for months, when a number I don't recognise phones me they can leave a message or fuck off I ain't answering, basically I want to be a hermit.) I did remember to vote and once again experience the panic that maybe I hadn't read the voting slip correctly #DOGSATPOLLINGSTATIONS I saw a dog earlier today, I was in a pub and it was in a car. It stared right at me. It was a Pit, we shared a moment so tender James Blunt should really write a song about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 well hiding from your problems is also a problem, but I'm sure you know that already. So yes Hug are mandatory till you feel up to tackling some of your problems. And not wanting to answer phones from strangers is more than understandable. thats why I have call guardian, it automatically diverts unrecognized calls straight to the answerphone. and from there I can block the callers number. Maybe look into that - It solved my problem of sales machines calling me while I'm trying to sleep. Unreconginsed calls need to press a number on their phone or it won't even record a message, the machines are not clever enough yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 The phone issue isn't much of a problem, I'm hardly deluged by calls. I make poor life choices, that will likely be on my gravestone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 hey I can't help you open your mail in a timely manor. I'm just giving the easy answers that I can fix from a distance. and there is nothing wrong with poor life choices, provided you try and learn from them. Preferably someone else's. but he who never made a mistake never lived. hugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, The Shamrock that hides said: but he who never made a mistake never lived. The true travesty of life is that you can make a baby by accident, but not pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Actually you can make a pizza by accident. Ok so technically it was Yorkshire Pud batter not Pizza dough for the base and the topping was from exploding Sheppard's pie. But it is possible. You just have to provide meals for fussy people and cook a toad in the whole and shepherds pie at the same time. Ok so the Pizza was only 4inches in diameter and a extra crispy on the base, but it was damn tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted June 24, 2016 Author Share Posted June 24, 2016 18 minutes ago, The Shamrock that hides said: Actually you can make a pizza by accident. Ok so technically it was Yorkshire Pud batter not Pizza dough for the base and the topping was from exploding Sheppard's pie. But it is possible. You just have to provide meals for fussy people and cook a toad in the whole and shepherds pie at the same time. Ok so the Pizza was only 4inches in diameter and a extra crispy on the base, but it was damn tasty. Pebs, it's posts like these that you remind us all of why we love you so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 you should have seen the state of my oven after the exploded Sheppard's pie. I do not recommend this method to make accidental pizza, but I have since made Pizza's in that style since deliberatly with no need for any exploding food. I'd also like to point out that I have never made a Baby by accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 46 minutes ago, The Shamrock that hides said: you should have seen the state of my oven after the exploded Sheppard's pie. I do not recommend this method to make accidental pizza, but I have since made Pizza's in that style since deliberatly with no need for any exploding food. I'd also like to point out that I have never made a Baby by accident. I do truly like your stories Pebbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 4 hours ago, The Shamrock that hides said: you should have seen the state of my oven after the exploded Sheppard's pie. I do not recommend this method to make accidental pizza, but I have since made Pizza's in that style since deliberatly with no need for any exploding food. I'd also like to point out that I have never made a Baby by accident. Sounds delish. That's my dinner sorted for tonight. I hope there's no judgement on accidental babies. I made 2 that way. You would think I learned my lesson after the first, but alas, now I have a lovely set of nearly Irish twins. 5 hours ago, The EnglishBear said: Hugs aren't necessary just that my response to too many problems is to hide from them (I have post I haven't opened for months, when a number I don't recognise phones me they can leave a message or fuck off I ain't answering, basically I want to be a hermit.) That is me! You should se my bag of back post. however, it did come in handy when I needed 10 different sources over 5 years to prove that my partner and I live together. Are Brits seriously expected to keep originals of all their mail forever? Or is this just another thing they do to keep crazy foreigners out? anyhoo, another happy accident. As for the phone, if it's important they can text! The only exception being the ones that come up with no caller ID. I always answer these, cause it's almost always about ppi and I love to mess with people. it's my entertainment. Sad I know. That was then. Now I have pictionary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 The only person I've ever judged for making accidental babies is my 2nd Cousin 3 times removed. He swears that for each accidental baby condoms where used and he partner was on the pill and never missed a day. He managed to get 4 babies born within 21 months all too different ladies. I judge him for his ability to wear a condom in the wrong place. I'm assuming he wears them as a hat and still managing to have sex looking like an idiot. I also judge him on his ability to apparently not learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Your 2nd cousin 3 times removed sounds like a bit of a stud muffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Stoned_Heart said: Your 2nd cousin 3 times removed sounds like a bit of a stud muffin Would you say he's got super sperm? Very NSFW song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 1 minute ago, The BlackBear said: Would you say he's got super sperm? I like to think of it as spunk. He sounds like a real go-getter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 I, too, think BB's posts sound like he needs a :grouphug:. Just like that. Of course everybody else deserves a as well because I feel like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted June 24, 2016 Author Share Posted June 24, 2016 I'll post the start and end sentences shortly. I'm just ranting to a few people online first and then I will be ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gryka zwyczajna said: Of course everybody else deserves a as well because small mindedness has won today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 H, leave the rants, give us pictures. Not serious. Yes, BB, all the British deserve a special hug, if you so want. Are you Scots preparing to leave already now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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