Datepalm Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 change-making and thought-leading are, I assume, already on the trash heap of linguistic history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljkeane Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 When I went to my local convenience store last night I saw 4 French guys there who were driving a Rolls Royce Phantom. That struck me as unusual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 There's a new guy at work named Matt Murdock. I was very disappointed to learn he is not Daredevil. Or else he has a really convincing cover story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChampion Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 English is weird: Quote col·ic ˈkälik/ noun noun: colic; plural noun: colics severe, often fluctuating pain in the abdomen caused by intestinal gas or obstruction in the intestines and suffered especially by babies. Quote bu·col·ic byo͞oˈkälik/ adjective adjective: bucolic relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life. "the church is lovely for its bucolic setting" How is it that near fatal constipation is related to a pleasant country life?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, SpaceChampion said: English is weird: How is it that near fatal constipation is related to a pleasant country life?? When cholera and such were running rampant through the cities, constipation in the country maybe seemed like a pretty pleasant alternative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 ahahahaha guess what losers, my phone has been randomly selected as a $1000 prize winner! sayonara suckers, I've got it made now. see you in forbes baby, deuces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunderMifflin Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" needs to be retired. Advocating all that sugar ain't cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I volunteer and sometimes work for the local county museum and I have just spent the last 3 hours cleaning the mould off of centuries old weaponry from AROUND THE WORLD that we have in the museum store...and we found a weapon with BLOOD AND HAIR ON...fantastic!! Seriously so excited to be part of this project all the weapons are CENTURIES old...really brilliant, interesting stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 10:41 AM, Ded As Ned said: There's a new guy at work named Matt Murdock. I was very disappointed to learn he is not Daredevil. Or else he has a really convincing cover story. Years ago I met a guy named Jake Thunderbolt. His middle name was Danger. For some reason he didn't have a superpower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 18 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said: I volunteer and sometimes work for the local county museum and I have just spent the last 3 hours cleaning the mould off of centuries old weaponry from AROUND THE WORLD that we have in the museum store...and we found a weapon with BLOOD AND HAIR ON...fantastic!! Seriously so excited to be part of this project all the weapons are CENTURIES old...really brilliant, interesting stuff Also a cool tidbit of info for everyone here but old poisoned weapons even if they're hundreds of years old are POTENTIALLY STILL LETHAL AND POISONED because the poison can lie dormant but if you accidentally prick yourself and get blood on the blade then it reactivates the poison and can KILL YOU! Ha! Wow...:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 20 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said: Also a cool tidbit of info for everyone here but old poisoned weapons even if they're hundreds of years old are POTENTIALLY STILL LETHAL AND POISONED because the poison can lie dormant but if you accidentally prick yourself and get blood on the blade then it reactivates the poison and can KILL YOU! Ha! Wow...:o For the sake of the partcularly stupid and disrespectful visitors, I hope all those weapons are under glass or very high up the walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Buckwheat said: For the sake of the partcularly stupid and disrespectful visitors, I hope all those weapons are under glass or very high up the walls. They're all kept in old stores and not even displayed :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Buckwheat said: For the sake of the partcularly stupid and disrespectful visitors, I hope all those weapons are under glass or very high up the walls. Well you know. Natural selection and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 21 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: Well you know. Natural selection and all that. LMAO yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Last night I tried to ask my friend "was the taco any good?" and auto-correct somehow managed to change it to "was the racist any good?". I don't even understand. I also have the weirdest craving for cream tea which is something I've only even had once in my life. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. On 4/5/2017 at 6:34 AM, Theda Baratheon said: Also a cool tidbit of info for everyone here but old poisoned weapons even if they're hundreds of years old are POTENTIALLY STILL LETHAL AND POISONED because the poison can lie dormant but if you accidentally prick yourself and get blood on the blade then it reactivates the poison and can KILL YOU! Ha! Wow...:o This sounds like the coolest job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, KiDisaster said: This sounds like the coolest job. I feel so blessed lmao it really is cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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