First of My Name Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 You got what you asked for, Bran. I just kept typing without thinking about it I could continue with puns, yes, but I don't want to pun-ish you guys any futher. TPB will break the cycle of bad puns and tell a moderately funny anecdote instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Miss Belinda Blumenthal was teaching her students math and posed the following question: "There are three birds sitting on a telephone wire. A man with a gun shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?" Billy raised his hand. "None," he replied confidently. "No, no, no. Let's try again, maybe you didn't hear me correctly," the teacher says patiently. She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A man with a gun shoots one," she puts down one finger, "how many birds are left on the wire?" "None," the boy says with authority. The teacher sighs. "Tell me how you came up with that." "It's simple," says the boy, "after the man shot one bird, the noise from the gun scared the other two away." "Well," she says, "that's not technically correct, but I like the way you think." "Thanks," beams Billy, "now let me ask you a question." "Okay," she said hesitantly. "There are three women sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One woman is licking the popsicle, one woman is biting the popsicle, and one is sucking the popsicle. Which one is married?" he asked innocently. The teacher looked at the boy's angelic face and squirmed in agony, turning three shades of red. "C'mon," the boy said impatiently, "which one is it, the one licking the popsicle, the one biting it, or the one sucking it? Which one is married?" "Well, uh," she gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied, "the one who's sucking?" "Naw," he says with surprise, "the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think." TPB will forgive me for that and tell a better one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 One day during a lecture tour, Mark Twain entered a local barber shop for a shave. This, Twain told the barber, was his first visit to the town. “You’ve chosen a good time to come,” he declared. “Oh?” Twain replied. “Mark Twain is going to lecture here tonight. You’ll want to go, I suppose?” “I guess so…” “Have you bought your ticket yet?” “No, not yet.” “Well, it’s sold out, so you’ll have to stand.” “Just my luck,” said Twain with a sigh. “I always have to stand when that fellow lectures!” TPB will divulge how much time is spent on westeros.org and other ASOIAF websites every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Westeros.org is the only asoiaf related website I visit. And it really depends. I wasted plenty of time browsing and posting during season 6, but now it went back to just checking in everyday, five to ten minutes per day I suppose. Tpb will tell us what's their favorite alcoholic beverage to have on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Some kind of fruity cocktail, lots of ice. Probably sex on the beach (Orange, cranberry, peach schnapps, vodka) tpb will ill do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 I do like Mai Tai's whenever I go on vacation. TPB will tell us their favorite sport/game to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Badminton can be counted as my favourite sport, though I enjoy video games like Saints Row more TPB will tell us about their favourite beverage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 New game announcement. Welcome ladies, gentlemen, chickens, bears, flowers, shadows and everything between to the ASOIAF Guessing Game version 1 AfU: Favorite historical female character! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 If I were to list my favourite beverage, then would it need to be invented in the British Isles? If so, Quatro (sold in UK in the mid 1980's, but I drank it in Chile much more recently). If I were to say my favorite drink, I think a nice slushie (also called slurpee, icee) is great on a hot day. TPB will divulge a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hour of the Wolf Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 I have spent over 10 minutes trying to understand RB2G's forum name. TPB never agrees with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 I couldn't say. I'm sure I agree with you from time to time. Tpb will tell us what they usually daydream about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 That is classified information. TPB likes watching cheesy romantic soap operas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 They provide a good deal of laughs, but no I don't watch them. TPB will find a new avatar for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hour of the Wolf Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 https://belieber.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/hodor-and-bran-stark-simpson-character-cartoon.jpg TPB knows all the words to an obscure tv commercial jingle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Hour of the Wolf said: https://belieber.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/hodor-and-bran-stark-simpson-character-cartoon.jpg TPB knows all the words to an obscure tv commercial jingle. I think it's a raido jingle but yes I do, thre jingle for New Bridge Street Bedding Centre TPB will share their favourite advert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 "Our house be colourful like that tomorrow!" - "You has such imagination!" - "What do we without imagination?!" (Yes, it must be broken language.) -> a very old advert for wood paint And then there is the new one for beer with the River man (the advert is a reference to Prešeren's poem), which I like too. The girl asks him if he came for a dance (which is what happens in the poem), and he says he came for a dance. Cannot decide which I like better. Have a look at both. TPB will share another amusin advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 The Obelisk Gate, Suicide Squad, visiting a friend for a weekend for their birthday. Hearing how my job application went (and hopefully progressing to the next stage) tpb will do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 My trip to Italy, mainly, and also The Obelisk Gate, thanks for reminding how close it is, Helena. Tpb will share what event they're most excited for in the next two months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 I'm going to Aruba on tuesday, so definitely that. TPB will tell us their favorite movie of this year so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 The Hateful Eight (pretty sure that was this year. That's when I saw it anyway) tpb tpb will tell me their favourite tv show so far this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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