Raisin' Bran Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 Weeping sore cast the "imperious" curse on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hour of the Wolf Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 RB2G owns oceanfront property in Switzerland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Hour of the wolf loves petting his pussy   cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Moriath has just completed a Gilmore Girls  marathon viewing in time for the upcoming reunion.  153 episodes in 6 days.  He would have completed in 5 days, but he frequently found himself re-watching the title sequence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Stoned Heart has noticed that Rory is nearly always filmed so as to conceal her body below the waist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Weeping sore cannot remember the last time that s/he vacuumed the carpet. The dog is usually given the task of licking up any debris that may have fallen into the carpet, but sometimes it is the roommate's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Bran is a closet Morris dancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 25, 2016 Author Share Posted July 25, 2016 Stoned writes her numbers in a manner that they are only decipherable to her. she writes a & for 3, $ for 5, and ^ for 1. All other numbers are rearranged based on what her delusional 1st-grade teacher instructed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Â Bran is the master of all codebreakers. Â He has worked with the CIA, the NSA, MI5, 6, 7, and 8, and has helped to put away such criminals as Eve Hill and Lee Thol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Stoned Heart keeps all the clipped nails in a little box under the bed. They are the secret ingredient to the resurrection potion s/he intends to prepare soon to wake up all the fish killed in that accident in the lake last weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Baltan neglected to mention that she is the one who dumped her catnip in the lake in a misguided attempt to avoid being caught be the police for possession.  It turned about to be an octogenarian couple in their peddle boat.  It also turns out that fish do not like catnip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 SH was recently arrested for "flying without a license". When she insisted that no license is required for her wings, as Dany flies on Drogon without a license, she is told, "you can try telling her that." SH now spends her weekends cleaning dragon dung from the new dragon pit recently constructed in Kingslanding as her community service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Stoney has given me permission to fight on her behalf...thus i say this....RB2G has begun to color his prophecies with antidotes from comic books...furthermore, he shall be the next dung cleaner due to his disrespectful addressing of Daenerys Stormborn...The Unburnt; Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and of the First Men; Queen of Meereen; Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea; Breaker of Chains; Mother of Dragons... as just Dany  tsk, tsk ,tsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Sniffer is so kind for defending my honor. This chivalry comes naturally to Sniffer, the Master of the 13 Acrophiles. Friend? Confidante? Collaborator? Councillor? ... No, our sniffer flies in the face of themes. His cunning linguistic skills have dizzied greats all over the world.  A russian prince once gifted him a silver pacifier to honor his canine-themed pun run.  Truly amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 SH pretends to be thankful for services rendered on her behalf. In reality she is preparing a voodoo doll in the shape of a four-legged animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Raisin(g) Bran masturbates to this pic http://i.imgur.com/jvGkMu3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 9, 2016 Author Share Posted August 9, 2016 KoA bathes in the saliva of frogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Raisin Bran leaves at KoA's door boxes full of frogs as a token, knowing KoA's bath preferences. What he doesn't know is that the seller in fact gave him toads, not frogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetyrPunkinhead Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Baltan prefers fried toad legs to fried frog legs, claiming the former has "more earthy" tones to its flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 PP only eats French Freys. Since there aren't any, he never has to worry about gaining weight. But then, pumpkins don't eat anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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