Destiel's Child Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Little did CB know, dragon DNA is extremely temperamental in the cloning process. Brans first few attempts produced dragons that breathed technicolour bubbles instead of fire. By the time CB and Baltan reached the RB2G laboratories, the dragons had already been sold to Medieval Fun Time Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 the Child of Destiel once had 15 pizzas delivered to a neighbor's house as a prank. Little did she know that her neighbor had also ordered 15 pizzas for a party that evening, but mistakenly gave the pizza place the wrong address. So it ended well for the neighbor anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 RB is a big pizza chap, but he doesn't eat it. Instead he cuts the pizza into the shapes of ASOIAF characters and painstaking recreates each scene from the series. That's devotion to art! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 CB once tried to DIY a lava lamp to create mood lighting while entertaining a special guest. Convinced that it couldn't possibly be that complicated, CB was set on taking on the challenge. A few substitutions were made with common household ingredients: Silly putty was used instead of the wax mixture Vodka was used instead of water Olive Oil instead of mineral oil A plastic soda bottle instead of a glass bottle and a bic lighter instead of a low wattage bulb It did not go as planned. CB has only just managed to regrow eyelashes and brows. On the bright side, no more nose hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 DC was a writer for the MacGyver TV series of the 1980's. She loves to talk about that one time she came up with the idea for MacGyver to build a fertilizer bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 RB isn't actually located in Oldstones, or anywhere else. He is omnipresent, thanks to the powers he obtained by turning all his volumes of ASOIAF into horcruxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 The Count wanted to be the Harry Potter to RB, and be a horcrux himself. Unfortunately, RB never heard any prophecy about the Count interfering his plans nor was ever inclined towards child murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Baltan has a horcrux hidden somewhere on this site. Rumors have it that it's in the Still Reading-ACOK section, but it has yet to have been found. Nobody knows how to destroy it anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siyxx Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 RB loves The Lion King so much he sets the alarm so he could wake up and slowly rise from the bed to the intro of "Circle Of Life" every morning. Naaaaaaaaaaants ingonyamaaaaa bagithi Babaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 siyxx devoured the entire ASOIAF series--literally. She munches books. She prefers paperbacks, the thicker the better. It's giving me an appetite just thhinking about it. she prefers paperbacks because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Count Balerion is something of a food superstar himself. He creates beautiful plates of food that, at first sight, one would think came from a michelin star restaurant. On closer inspection, though, you would discover that all dishes are made entirely out of gummy bears and shrimp paste (a substance he affectionately refers to as "Gump"). Photographs of his work have gained a huge internet fanbase. He goes by the pseudonym "Shellfish Bastard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Destiel's Child made a life sized paper mache sculpture of Donald Trump, and hugs it every morning before leaving the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 @Ramsay Blow often dresses up as a large cotton swab and travels around spreading the gospel of good ear hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 DC, on the other hand, belongs to a weird earwax-worshipping cult. (Oh, come on, spellcheck; you have got to be kidding me. "Worshipping" is correct, and "worshiping" is stupid, so shut up.) Anyway, weird American spellings aside, she calls earwax the "primal substance of being". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 26, 2016 Author Share Posted September 26, 2016 CB has regular government-style debates with his computer's programming. He rarely is the consensus winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Raisin(g) Bran claims the internet doesn't exist, and that telephones (the corded ones) are devices that cause prostate cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Baltan is a strong environmentalist. Her inventions are geared towards reducing our carbon footprint. One example is her solar powered cigarette lighter. It's comprises a cigarette holder, upon which is perched a magnifying glass. You simply need to angle your cigarette towards the sun, and voila... It never really caught on, but A+ for effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 DC could not care less about Mother Earth. roughly every 2 weeks, she approaches those in power with construction projects cutting through "environmentally sensitive" areas. The projects then get environmental activist groups' attention and lawsuits begin to fly, using up hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal gridlock. Hmmm, perhaps she is a lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 RB can talk. He's the chap who bought the entire planet from Trump and is now in the process of selling it off, one chunk at a time, to evil aliens who will the destruction of humanity. Hey, he'll be safe spending all the dough on some decadent planetary paradise; so what does he care if the rest of us are wiped out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseborn Manjack Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Balton shouts "We Do Not Sew" every time he uses Velcro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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