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There was a time that Baltan went to Canada a couple of years ago and went shopping at Target.... It was this reason that Target closed all its operations in Canada and we got more Walmarts instead. Thanks Baltan.

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Minstrel is trying to change the world geography. Mainly, he hates being called American, even though he is. His new goal is to rename the continent to Canados, following grrm logic of adding -os in the name of the large portions of lands. His peeve secret is that he thinks Americos sounds wonderful as a continent name, even if he denies it to death.

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Minstral has a nervous condition where he gets extremely agitated by the smell of eggnog.  This time leading up to Christmas is particularly distressing.  To cope, Minstral recites every word of the dictionary in a loop, along with every synonym and antonym (but not definitions, cause that would be silly).  He sings these words to the tune of the Game of Thrones theme song.  It provides tremendous comfort.

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Minstral has no musical talent, but makes his living posing as a minstrel and when his clients complain about it, he tells them they need to look a little more closely. When the client refuses to pay, he sues them using his cousin's litigation practice.

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MaybeI once tried acupuncture on the advice of a friend. She did not expect ear acupuncture but then she decided to go with it anyway... She then discovered her friends duplicity when she saw that her ears were pierced.

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the Count has decided to wear a creepy clown suit this All Hallow's Eve...he was going to go as the camel Maybel saw but he has an irrational fear of humps and is still on probation for last year's spitting incident...

 

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