Minstral Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 There was a time that Baltan went to Canada a couple of years ago and went shopping at Target.... It was this reason that Target closed all its operations in Canada and we got more Walmarts instead. Thanks Baltan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 M is convinced that Walmart is a front for COMMUNISM! Their leftie antics must be stopped if America is to be great again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 CB thinks that by making me an American then I will be able to make America great n the process. As such, he conspires to have Canada annex the USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Minstrel is trying to change the world geography. Mainly, he hates being called American, even though he is. His new goal is to rename the continent to Canados, following grrm logic of adding -os in the name of the large portions of lands. His peeve secret is that he thinks Americos sounds wonderful as a continent name, even if he denies it to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 [The bit about having Canada annex the US is only half a lie!:-)] B carrios thattos a littlos furtheros, by addos -os to practiclos everos wordos. It'llos neveros catchos onnos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 CB swallowed GRRM's dictionary and thesaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Minstral has a nervous condition where he gets extremely agitated by the smell of eggnog. This time leading up to Christmas is particularly distressing. To cope, Minstral recites every word of the dictionary in a loop, along with every synonym and antonym (but not definitions, cause that would be silly). He sings these words to the tune of the Game of Thrones theme song. It provides tremendous comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseborn Manjack Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 This is DC's ringtone for unknown numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 24, 2016 Author Share Posted October 24, 2016 BM has Digital Underground's Humpty Dance on repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 RB is the High Priest of the Holy Olly Glorification Cult, which believes Olly is the Chosen One of Game of Thrones(R). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 CB has devoted an entire religion to become rich, but then he up and turns around his stance to become a true believer. He abdicated in favor of me being the leader so that he may go to the lowest ranks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 27, 2016 Author Share Posted October 27, 2016 Minstral has no musical talent, but makes his living posing as a minstrel and when his clients complain about it, he tells them they need to look a little more closely. When the client refuses to pay, he sues them using his cousin's litigation practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Raisin(g) Bran started the Creepy Clown craze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 KOA is a rather shady corporate lawyer. His approach to courtroom proceedings may be summed up in the phrase "Chaos is a ladder". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseborn Manjack Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 CB's calls jack-o'-lanterns "heart pumpkins", and still believes The Children Of The Neighborhood still exist in the far north, in The Suburbs Of Always Fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Baseborn once told a story a about taking a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothal and never finished it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 MaybeI once tried acupuncture on the advice of a friend. She did not expect ear acupuncture but then she decided to go with it anyway... She then discovered her friends duplicity when she saw that her ears were pierced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseborn Manjack Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 With his propensity to plagiarize from asoiaf, Minstral would've eventually been fired from his job as obituary writer. However, the last straw came from his describing Father Charles O'Hoolihan as "a kind man, and not unskilled in the bedchamber". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 BM is a notorious poisoner. He sends beautiful copies of the novels to those whose doom he hath willed, and they're laced with deadly Sand Snake-venom. Why does he murder them? I daresay it's because he didn't like their votes in the show poll threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 the Count has decided to wear a creepy clown suit this All Hallow's Eve...he was going to go as the camel Maybel saw but he has an irrational fear of humps and is still on probation for last year's spitting incident... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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