Raisin' Bran Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 Jez Bell feels much more grown up now that she does not go by Jezzie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Raisin' Bran is working on a bonsai Weirwood... a laptop version, if you will.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Jez Bell likes hacking into the Weirwood and trolling it with fake news like "Hot Pie is the lovechild of Rhaegar and Lady Lysa! Then as posters build theories off this dezinformatsiya, she laughs and laughs and laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Count Balerion is trying to grow his own Weirwood by stealing RB's bonsai clippings. Although he has so far been unsuccessful in getting one to take root, he diligently mutters "the seed is strong" to the plants all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 30, 2018 Author Share Posted January 30, 2018 Jez begins her days brushing her teeth, then goes and drinks a large glass of orange juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 RB puts food colouring in orange juice, and tries to sell it as "dreamwine". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Count Balerion is actually a marquis; he only chose the username count because he does not know how to spell his real title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Buckwheat once confused pineapples for Dragon eggs, which led to a rather embarrassing exchange at her local market. Long story short, Tesco is not in favor of pyres in the shop and insists that their customers be fully clothed at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Jez Bell is always trying to find ways of cashing in on people's Targ/Dragon fantasies, to the point of offering to sell people the Iron Throne. She has workers dress up in dragon costumes and offers to "sell" them to random people. Occasionally this even works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 Count Balerion once spent $15k to purchase a pack of breath mints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Raisin' Bran is working on a line of sandwiches. The marshmallow fluff and bacon paninis are to die for. The secret is just the tiniest smear of Jojen paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 Jezzie cannot get rid of the last of her Valentine's Day themed shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Bran is terrified of unicorns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Jez is a flat-earther. She also thinks the moon is a huge base run by an elite alien life form that started the human race because they got bored of reality tv shows on their own planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Ramsay B. is president of the greyscale fan club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 Yukle auditioned for a part in the Beauty and the Beast remake. They offered her the part of "Provincial Townsperson #37". She was hoping to get at least #5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Raisin' Bran is, in fact, raisins and bran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Yukie, on the other hand, is Yukon Cornelius's long-lost granddaughter. (The Others are descendants of the Abominable Snowman; but that's another story.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 CB is the first Balerion of his father's house. Of his mother's line, however, he is the sixteenth. Most of the other Balerions were either King Balerion or Prince Balerion. It definitely distinguishes him from the rest, not in a good way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Raisin' Bran sells fake security clearances to the White House 'cause he's such an anarchist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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