Raisin' Bran Posted May 7, 2018 Author Share Posted May 7, 2018 Jez feels the need to shout for everyone to see how good she looks everytime she is in front of a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Raisin' Bran likes to match his clothes with his friends'. To achieve that he secretly spies on them every morning to know exactly how to get the perfect match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 BLTN stands for "But Lyanna + Tyrion = Ned!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 11, 2018 Author Share Posted May 11, 2018 CB is very particular about how he likes to be caressed. If you don't do it right, you will be introduced to a whole new definition of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 RB is a dragonrider. Instead of using this power to conquer Westeros, however, he just uses it to run a ride-hailing service. Tired of wasiting for public transit? Hitch a ride with Drag-On! (The app icon breasthes fire; so be careful.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I once tried to hook Count Balerion up with my cousin, Tink. The blind date was going pretty well. In fact, we thought it was going to be a fairy-tale ending. Sadly it was, sort of. Turns out, CB was horribly allergic to fairy dust. He sneezed so hard on their first date, that he blew poor Tink straight into a pitbull's behind. It was never the same after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 31, 2018 Author Share Posted May 31, 2018 Jez has had her own bad experiences with CB's family. But, because of non-disclosure agreements, she cannot recount them to anyone except to her imaginary friend, Doogie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 RB likes to disguise as Doogie, receive Jez's confidences about her problems with my family (I don't see why peoople are so fussy about having their blood sucked, anyway), and post them to the Internet so his pals can laugh and laugh and laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Count Balerion was secretly hoping that I would come back to out him on his many transgressions. Yet, I have just come to bump this thread. Sorry, not sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Jezz Bell is part of the Robot Union and has no emphaty at all. She can't tell when she should express regret in order to humans not to notice her true self. She's found sarcasm is a great tool for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Lady B. is an expert robopsychologist, but she finds psychoanalysing toasters to be far more professionally rewarding. "Toasters have soul, and their complexes are to die for," she says. She's doubtless quite right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 25, 2018 Author Share Posted June 25, 2018 CB once tried his hand at being a super hero. But the best he could manage was being a mediocre vigilante. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 raisin' bran has often been seen slinking around the street of sisters..sadly it is because he has forgotten that it is the street of silk where the brothels are located... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 That's because, as part of an anti-brothel campaign, rocksniffer defaced all the maps. I don't think Littlefinger is very pleased by this. Customers who can't find the place of business don't pay very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 The Count is the master mind behind the antj-brothel campaign. Rocksniffer is his side-kick in disguise. A Cat and a Dog against the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 Lady B. knows that the cat and dog can only seek to destabilize the realm. They do not have the means by which to take control. She does have the mean, however; and plans to blindside the unsuspecting saboteurs, and sit the iron throne herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 RB has made a fortune selling the Iron Throne to gullible tourists. If everyone to whom he'd "sold" it actually sat on the Iron Throne, we'd have several hundred thousand kings and queens of the Seven Kingdoms by now. It's quite a racket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Speaking of rackets... CB once started a line of jams. His marmalade was especially sought after. The secret (ironically, written right there on the label) was "blood oranges". Unfortunately this was not "technically" true and he has been in litigation for false advertising ever since. What a load of trouble a missing ampersand can cause... "Blood & Oranges" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 10, 2018 Author Share Posted July 10, 2018 Jez Bell once propelled a victorious presidential candidate into the presidential office, by trebuchet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faydra Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 RB caused Robert's realm to be in debt due to overpriced raisins and wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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