Count Balerion Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 It was really Faydra's fault, though; she was the official matchmaker of King's Landing, and demanded pay in raisins in wine (a lot of raisins and wine) for her services. Robert may have figured the raisins were chaper than golden dragons (or more probably didn't care); but if so, he was dead wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Count Balerion has a pet apple. He named it Rover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 Jez Bell will only buy red sweaters. She says that it is on principle. But it really is because the dye used for other colors (blue, purple, etc.) makes her break out in angry, red, tentacle-like hives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 RB is Jez's doctor. The cure he prescribed for her colour allergy is 20 green apples a day. No wonder she gets tentacles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Count Balerion is really not in favour of having his belly tickled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 Jez Bell will be receiving a lawsuit from CB soon for having breached their non-disclosure agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Raisin Bran's evil twin, Grape Nuts, has recently been accused of stealing all the lucky charms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 JB cursed the lucky charms! Then she fed them to a red priestess, destroying Stannis's chances to win the Iron Throne! That's not sporting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 CB needs to stop this campaign of misinformation. He knows very well that I do not curse. (It's all glitter and unicorns over here.) In fact, his lying has become so bad that I overheard him telling a reporter that M&Ms are the same as Smarties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 19, 2018 Author Share Posted July 19, 2018 Jez Bell has a hankering for liver, fava beans, and something red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Raisin Bran considers himself a time traveler, when really, he's having PTSD-induced flashbacks from the days when he wore tie-dye shirts and a faux-fro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Jezzie remembers her tie dyed underwear were the hit of the boys locker room...sadly her romantic choices were of the pin-striped variety...and they refused her peace-loving advances... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 The sniffer will go to any lengths to corner the tie-dye market, including sending an army of dragons after his competitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Count Balerion has convinced all of the other neighborhood cats that he can control the weather. In reality, he just figured out the timing of the sprinklers. Nevertheless, he is feared and admired by his feline friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 Jez likes to show her exact location. That way all the cute stalkers know where she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 RB always answers, "Sure why not!" when asked if he wants to skinny dip with the old folks down at the local nursing home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 honeyed chicken has always been jealous of his more famous cousin, Mike the headless chicken. Seriously google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Raisin Bran celebrated Madonna's 60th birthday yesterday by putting on a (tight) dress and dancing down his street singing Material Girl at the top of his lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 honeyed chicken is actually a caramelled armadillo. Pass it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 As always Count Balerion keeps a pack of mint tipped, oregano incense sticks in his pocket protector. Being rather on the long side they do tend to go up his nose if he turns too rapidly the wrong way. Sometimes things get complicated when nerds try to look cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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