Minstral Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 In reality it was Yukle that sabotaged that roll, and left the seat up which caused CB to fall into the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Minstral took the cookie from the cookie jar. He said he didn't, but he had crumbs on his face, melted chocolate on his fingers and he said, "That was a delicious cookie, which I just consumed, and was taken from the cookie jar."Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Yukie replaced all the cookies with baby dragons. Prpbably figured they were equally edible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 14, 2016 Author Share Posted November 14, 2016 CB cannot bake cookies to save his life. Seriously, he will be executed at 8 pm today for his failure to produce edible sugar cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 RB roots for the Little Gingerbread Man to win the Iron Throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Count Balerion visits orphanages and tells all of the kids that Santa isn't real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 Yukle "reverse-spikes" the egg nog at her work Christmas party. That means she replaces the alcoholic beverage with a plain one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 You got me. Â Well, it's not as RB2G, who says, "Do you want this last biscuit?" and then when somebody says yes, he goes, "Me too," and then eats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 This has happened to Y times without number. He/she tried to get revenge by poisoning the biscuit; but the best poison she could come up with was Koolaid(R) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 ... how did you find this out?! Â Is it because Count Balerion is in fact A GLASS JAR OF KOOLAID?! Have you even seen them in the same room?! NO?! IT'S BECAUSE HE IS! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted November 28, 2016 Author Share Posted November 28, 2016 Yukle never includes a gift receipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 RB has a mania about smashing jars of Koolaid(r) and welding them to build a throne. He then tries to get complete random strangers to fight for the dubious honour of sitting on this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Count Balerion is several people called Balerius (singular form)Â who often go missing. That's why you must Count Balerion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Yukie, on the other hand, is no people at all. She is the Universal Nothingness of the Cycle of Being, complete with capital letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted December 7, 2016 Author Share Posted December 7, 2016 CB cut the top 5 feet off of his neighbor's spruce tree last week to put in his living room. He left a note saying, "Sucks to be you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Raisin' Bran is a super intelligent cherry who is disguised as a wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Yukie is the neighbour whose spruce tree I sequestered. It was down payment on a loan, as she's from the North and in addition to worshipping trees, they use them as a unit of exchange. The loan was to pay for warging lessons, she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 CB spent roughly 40 hours untangling his Christmas lights 2 weeks ago. Then they didn't even work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 RB had a different problem. He seems to have thought his Xmas lights were some kind of Xmas dinner ingredient, and tried to cook them. That didn't turn out very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Ironically, Count Balerion has never been able to actually count. Due to his lack of fingers and toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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