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Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Jez Bell likes hacking into the Weirwood and trolling it with fake news like "Hot Pie is the lovechild of Rhaegar and Lady Lysa! Then as posters build theories off this dezinformatsiya, she laughs and laughs and laughs.

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Count Balerion is trying to grow his own Weirwood by stealing RB's bonsai clippings.  Although he has so far been unsuccessful in getting one to take root, he diligently mutters "the seed is strong" to the plants all day long.

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Buckwheat once confused pineapples for Dragon eggs, which led to a rather embarrassing exchange at her local market.  Long story short, Tesco is not in favor of pyres in the shop and insists that their customers be fully clothed at all times.

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Jez Bell is always trying to find ways of cashing in on people's Targ/Dragon fantasies, to the point of offering to sell people the Iron Throne. She has workers dress up in dragon costumes and offers to "sell" them to random people. Occasionally this even works.

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Raisin' Bran is working on a line of sandwiches.  The marshmallow fluff and bacon paninis are to die for.  The secret is just the tiniest smear of Jojen paste.

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Jez is a flat-earther. She also thinks the moon is a huge base run by an elite alien life form that started the human race because they got bored of reality tv shows on their own planet.

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Yukle auditioned for a part in the Beauty and the Beast remake. They offered her the part of "Provincial Townsperson #37". She was hoping to get at least #5.

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CB is the first Balerion of his father's house. Of his mother's line, however, he is the sixteenth. Most of the other Balerions were either King Balerion or Prince Balerion. It definitely distinguishes him from the rest, not in a good way.

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