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Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Honeyed chicken once got into a heated debate with a traveler at The Inn at the Crossroads.

It was a sticky situation that left all involved with a fowl taste in their mouths.

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:D

I got into that argument because the other traveler was too crude & forward in his romantic advances toward Jez. I should know better than to be gallant. She left with the so and so.

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Honeyed chicken knows that the ladies like the bad boys.  He often starts arguments for the sole purpose of losing to a friend.  He is the ultimate wing man.

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Jez is so honest, that those who are "honest to a fault", fault her.

4 hours ago, honeyed chicken said:

Bran, c'mon man. You know you shouldn't have taken that last muffin. That was HERS!

That hit a little too close to the mark.

Edited by Raisin' Bran
don't know the difference between homonyms

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4 hours ago, Raisin' Bran said:

Jez is so honest, that those who are "honest to a fault", fault her.

That hit a little too close to the mark.

Sorry! These things happen from time to time.

So Bran and I were canoeing up this river in Maine and he got mad at me for not paddling hard enough. Geez, I told him I had a bum wrist (although I may have waited till we were underway to mention that fact - my memory is a bit fuzzy).

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As much as I love a bromance involving a canoe, it is safe to say that Honeyed Chicken was totally "winging" it with that excuse.

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Jez believes that at the bottom of every garbage truck is a bowl of candy. It made for an interesting childhood.

Edited by Raisin' Bran

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