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Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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SH has a Singer Stew restaurant. If she hears anyone singing (that includes on the radio, etc.), she sends assassination squads after them, and then cooks them up in a stew.

The shocking thing is that the restaurant has pretty decent custom. Cannibalism is considered "kewl", I guess.

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CB is in love with Michelle Fairley. he cried his eyes out at the Red Wedding episode of GOT to the point where he was so dehydrated he needed an intravenous solution drip.

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10 hours ago, Raisin(g) Bran 2 Greenseer said:

SH loves French literature and theatre. But cannot say "Balzac" without giggling.

*so true* :blush::blush:

 

 

RB2G has a tattoo of Jensen Ackles eating pie.   I cannot disclose the location cause... eww

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Do you know what those feathers the lady ^ has? She is a bounty hunter and her fist victims were fairies. Her feathers are the wings of the fairies she has killed and she has kept their wings as her trophies. Not cool lady no cool.

Edited by Jon's Queen Consort

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JQC has made several plans to infiltrate GRRM's house to steal the manuscript for the remaining two books. Though each plan failed, she remains convinces that each plan is "fool proof" and cannot understand nor evaluate why each plan failed.

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Raisin Bran infiltrated JQC secret cave and stole the maps to GRRM's house. He replaced them with a map leading to a replica of GRRM's house built by him imitating every detail to perfection. JQC's plan was a masterplan, but she never foresaw Raisin Bran masterful trolling.

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Baltan invented the katzenklavier (“cat piano”). It consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be “played” by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails.


It was a hit at parties, but ultimately not successful in symphonic circles. 

 

Edited by Destiel's Child

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DC (SH?) was under contract to produce said pianos. Unfortunately the endeavor was such an utter failure she defaulted on her loan from the Iron Bank and through a series of debt purchases, now owes her life to Littlefinger. She hates herself everyday for what she is compelled to do for that slimeball.

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