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Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Raisin(g) Bran found out that the best way to express his creepiest sentiments and fantasies to his love affairs without outraging them was if he added a little catchy music to his output. And ladies and gentlemen, that's how romantic songs were born.

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Baltan has been busy in her laboratory trying to develop a highlighter that fades after 6 months.  She thinks it would improve the reusability of college textbooks.  She didn't count on the highlighter mafia, though.  What did you think "Stabilo Boss" meant.

Anyhoo, she's had to protect her work and has gone a bit security mad. Fortunately one of her early attempts at creating the ultimate highlighter resulted in a highlighter that makes whatever it highlights invisible.  It's replaced her normal foundation.  Works great to hide zits!

 

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DC runs the security force hired by Baltan. It consists of the zombified mortal remains of people who died while waiting for WOW to come out. It is said that DC raised them by reciting all 5 extant books of the series backwards.

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Baseborn Manjack often brags about his writing credits. He has written for all seasons of A Game of Thrones and talks about the beauty of his writing often. When asked to quote some of his writing he does, and it goes something like this: Hodor, Hodor?, HODOR! Turns out he only writes for one character but he does it very well.

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On 10/4/2016 at 2:25 PM, Raisin(g) Bran 2 Greenseer said:

BM tries to incorporate the worst "funny" language into his lies so that he is on the cusp of writing NSFW messages.

That's not REALLY a lie, actually.

Dbunting lost his job with Google after programming all searches that begin with "Who is..." to result in the phrase "Snitches get stitches!"

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BM is laboriously translating all of Donald Trump's speeches into High Valyrian, with the noble goal of furnishing that beautiful language a literature that can vie with the greatest.

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CB recently opened his own cheese store recently... but the truth is much more harrowing. The store is merely a cover for the international cartel of narcotic cheese smuggling. We're talking about cheese so dreadful in smell that you need but three seconds before you start feeling a high.

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Minstral once invested a large sum of money, that had been set aside for retirement, on stamps. 

These were not rare collection stamps. No, these were standard US 40 cent postage stamps. The reasoning was that since the price of stamps goes up every year, these would appreciate in value. 

 

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Of course though everything was fine since I actually used Destiel's money on the stamps.

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Baseborn Manjack spend his days creating memes.  In fact, in some circles, he is know is the master meme'r.

They come to him in his sleep.... he calls them punographic dreams.

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BM has created replicas of all VS swords known to exist in Westeros. The trouble is he has difficulty keeping them all on display in his 250 sq. ft. apartment.

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RB saves up microwaveable dinners to use for a grand cooking project that would replicate Joffrey's wedding feast, including the pie with the pigeons flying out. Then he hopes to hire some dwarfs ...

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CB runs the dwarf talent agency, "In Short Supply".

Bran's plans for a grand feast have put stress on CB's operations.  Not since the Wizard of Oz have little people seen this height of popularity in TV and film.  Unfortunately, although not short on talent, these little people are quite a high maintenance bunch.  No matter how much CB raises the bar in service levels, his stars continue to look down on him.

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