Lord Cactus Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 "Heh." Walder Frey said, after spanking his wife, Sansa. What do you think would be an awful way to end the series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R+L=Hot Pie Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 And everyone lived happily ever after the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R+L=Hot Pie Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Or... Sam sat sobbing, stroking his fat pink mast as the undead hordes engulfed oldtown, the last refuge for mankind, all was lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hol Horse Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Bran opened his eyes and sat up in his bead, realizing that it was all a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apovsic Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 And then Bloodraven stopped playing The Sims:Westeros, because his computer crashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Goodmorning! Told the nurse and Dany woke up realising that she was still in the asylum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floki of the Ironborn Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Over time, the triumph of the Immortal others, and the doom of Westeros waned in the memories of those who dwelled in Essos; wedged between the lands of the west, south, and the vast continent to the east, Essos was consumed by centuries of magic's rediscovery, causing the old histories to vanish, and even the name of Essos changed to the new name bestowed upon it: Middle Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester of Valyria Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 'And the Great Other looked upon the ruins of Winterfell, and then at the reanimated corpses of the last of the Starks, and then to the ravaged body of the last of the dragons, its rider still moaning in agony at its side, her once-silver hair matted with mud and blood. And finally He looked South, where even greater conquests lay in wait. Brandon Stark, the King of True Winter and the Last Greenseer, looked upon these things, and He thought them good.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philokles Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Authors Note: "Hey, wait a minute!" some of you may be saying about now. "Wait a minute, wait a minute! Where's all the Westeros based characters? That can't be all of it..." However, A Song of Ice and Fire was always intended to revolve around the events in Slaver's Bay, so do not feel like you are missing out on the fates of Houses Stark and Lannister for they were merely a side-show to the stories of Grazdar zo Galare, Mollono Yos Dob and your other Meereenese favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick of House Guinness Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 "I will now tell you the true story of the year of the false spring and the tower of joy." said Howland Reed. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R+L=Hot Pie Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Super Mario said: Authors Note: "Hey, wait a minute!" some of you may be saying about now. "Wait a minute, wait a minute! Where's all the Westeros based characters? That can't be all of it..." However, A Song of Ice and Fire was always intended to revolve around the events in Slaver's Bay, so do not feel like you are missing out on the fates of Houses Stark and Lannister for they were merely a side-show to the stories of Grazdar zo Galare, Mollono Yos Dob and your other Meereenese favourites. I laughed out loud in the hospital waiting room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warsaw Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 16 hours ago, Lord Cactus said: "Heh." Walder Frey said, after spanking his wife, Sansa. Well thanks for ruining everything forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferocious Veldt Roarer Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Sadly, we can't compete with the pros. Whoever thought of a sentence including words "bad pussy", has set the bar for bad writing too high for a mere mortal to clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockjaw of House Boltagon Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 "And in their hands, the daggers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester of Valyria Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 17 hours ago, Ferocious Veldt Roarer said: Sadly, we can't compete with the pros. Whoever thought of a sentence including words "bad pussy", has set the bar for bad writing too high for a mere mortal to clear. You forgot 'Play with her arse'. 16 hours ago, Lyin' Ned said: "And in their hands, the daggers." And that's just depressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOVMO Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 As he sailed off into the sunset the ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit. Sam sat and thought about Gilly, looking down at his pink mast, and said "her cunt became the world" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOVMO Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 On 6/19/2016 at 11:38 PM, Lord Cactus said: "Heh." Walder Frey said, after spanking his wife, Sansa. What do you think would be an awful way to end the series? The real question here is can anyone ever be expected to feel happiness again after reading that....heh. heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rise Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Old Walder Frey died peacefully with his final word "heh". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady bonehead Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 "And thus you see how wickedness is punished and virtue is rewarded" proclaimed the High Sparrow to his adoring acolytes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Perhaps not a final sentence, but the most horrible by far to ever come from GRRM. And with this *signs name* I grant you David Beinoff and Dan Weiss the exclusive rights to make an adaption of ASOIAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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