Joy Hill Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Aeron tells me the Drowned God is so badass he drowned himself. But I suspect this is BS and that Dolorous Edd drowned him. Is there a name for the Drowned God religion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 They're colloquially called the wets. What would happen if you tried to enforce Prohibition in Wetteros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 I see your pun, and raise it to Dry Law. What kind of figures do the card decks in Wetteros have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dionysian_Doubt Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Everyone know cards are prohibited in 6 of the 7 kingdoms. Does GRRM ever actually trim his beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 What I actually know for sure is that he is still trying to finish the WOW. Will Wun-Wun learn Westerosi language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 The Old Tongue is a Westerosi language. What did Patchface see when he was under the sea oh, oh, oh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Whenever I read about Patchface I want to punch someone in the face. Will anyone be angry if I punch some random Frey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Presumably the random Frey. Has anyone done a statistical analysis of the number of words in ASOIAF and their relative frequency? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Yes. What song did the Ghost of High Heart ask Tom Sevenstrings to play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 The song is called 'Forever alone'. Will Sam truly become a Maester in Old Town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Who cares? He had sex. Will Penny ever find love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 A penny isn't worth a thing nowadays. How is it possible that I have to check the dentist once a year to keep my teeth healthy while I brush them daily but not a single person in Westeros ever took care of their mouth and toothache is not the most fearful torment in the stories Old Nan told the kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 There's nothing scarier than Biter eating you. . . Does Davos have all his teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Yep. All 17 of them. That's a lot by Westerosi standards. What do I have to do to get warning points? I wanna be *baaaaaaaaaaaaad*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I had a warning point, but I don't think I can tell you what I got it for without risking another. Why did the Maesters try to kill all the dragons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Since they are not Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen. Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons. Where might Edric storm be ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Wherever bastards go. Does Tommen know where babies come from ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Joffrey knows where kittens come from. If Hodor's name comes from "Hold the door", does Osha's come from "oh, sure"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Apparently Bran messed her brains too. After reaching Westeros what will Dany do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted June 27, 2016 Author Share Posted June 27, 2016 Breath, blink, speak Is the phrase "wherever whores go" literal or metaphorical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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