Unlady B Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Watching movies, as reading is a waste according to dyslexic people. Special thanks to @Darkstream, as I was starting to preach in the streets that reading was a sweat. If you were a Red Priest/ess in Essos, what would be your favourite preaching pick up lines to seduce strangers into your cult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 "Ze night eez dark and full of [stuff that's NSFW]." What should I do if I've been enjoying a night of passion w/ Melisandre, and then suddenly discover she's 400 years old? It's kind of embarrassing, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I'd be more worried about the Count Balerion shadow baby roaming around if I were you. What happens to a shadow demon after it kills? Did Stannis' shadow just become a shadow of its former self after killing Renly? @Baltan Quote I was starting to preach in the streets that reading was a sweat. I was stuck on sweat myself for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 9 hours ago, Darkstream said: What happens to a shadow demon after it kills? R'hllor, come to us in our darkness, Take them and cast your light upon us. Does the War of the 5 Kings in ASOIAF parallel the World War I in real world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Kids today would be so much more excited to learn about World War 1 if there were incest babies in the mix. Could I make Tyrion my bitch if I showed him affection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 That would entail a species change as well as a sex change. Bit of a tall order. A question that has been keeping me awake at night lately: Is being evil really bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 Why worry? Chicks dig the bad boys. What is the attrition rate at the Citadel in Oldtown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Since July 2011 to the present, and until WOW is released, It has, and will be steadily sitting at 0%. What did Tyrion whisper into Bronn's ear just before the trial by combat with Ser Vardis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 I drink and I know things. Should Cersei compete in wine cup throwing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Would the competition be about style, distance, or accuracy? How is Quaithe communicating with Dany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Obscurely. Would it help if Ramsay participated in a twelve-step programme to become charming and witty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Would a charming and witty Ramsay help to grow back Reek's extremities? Doesn't it seem a little counter intuitive that an island like Skagos, which has a dreaded reputation and rumors of cannibalism, is also rumored to have a majestic creature like unicorns living there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 I wonder if humans taste better than unicorns. Is it me, or is there something ominous about Bran ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 I do in fact, find something ominous about you. What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 A mystery. Am I a sockpuppet? I've been feling weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Maybe you ate too many Frey pies. What are the pros and cons of babysitting Tommen ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 If Asoiaf was a porn movie, you the babysitter would be fucked by Jaime or Robert. I dare not to choose for you which one would be the pro and the con. Who babysat cute little Joffrey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Joffrey was never cute. How expensive is it to hire a faceless man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Compare and contrast with the costs of hiring a sellsword. How much wealth you need to maintain dragons, three dragons to be specific? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 People pamper their dragons way too much these days. Remember back when they had to get their own food? No wonder so many of them are overweight now. And don't get me started on dragon clothes. Do you think Hot Pie's real name will be important? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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