Raisin' Bran Posted August 23, 2016 Author Share Posted August 23, 2016 If GRRM says so... How can I build my own forge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Forgery is illegal; but bad puns aren't. Highly practical question: I need to hire a SOIAF character to help me take over the world, but can only afford one. Whom should I choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nugget1229 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 It's obvious by your user name: Balerion the cat! If I should be anyone I want to be unless I can be a unicorn...how do I turn into a unicorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Become a horse and cosplay as a unicorn. Where can I find a maester to counsel me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 That depends, are you the lord of a castle in Westeros? Why aren't the unsullied affected by the pale mare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nugget1229 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 4 hours ago, Howlin' Howland said: That depends, are you the lord of a castle in Westeros? Why aren't the unsullied affected by the pale mare? They don't like girls, silly. What's the best way to fix my sacroiliac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Perhaps there's an ointment for that. How does one get a library card for the citadel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 24, 2016 Author Share Posted August 24, 2016 I imagine getting proof of residence is tough. What is the relationship between the COTF and Gollum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 GollOFT or COTFollum aren't great names for shipping. Who would be a good shipping for Strong Belwas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Sorry, the only good ship I know is Lollipop. Do they even have lollipops in Westeros ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Joffrey would look good with a lollipop in his mouth. Since Tyrion was once a plumber, does that mean he's Mario ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Well, he does get called Yollo, whih also ends in -o; also Hugo if memory serves ... Bother, no; it's Hugor. Oh, well. Does the fact that so many people in Essos have names ending in -o prove that they're hobbits? Stop laughing. I think this is a brilliant theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 It's such a great theory I think you should post it on the general forum. Given the climate, how is it possibly that Dany had a lemon tree in front of her house when she lived in Braavos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Who knows, but I do know I'd never leave you in charge of my plants, that's for sure. Is Sansa's love for lemontarts linked to Dany's Lemon Tree by a Fool's Garden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 It's lemon *cakes*. No one follows canon anymore. If I bribe GRRM enough, do you think he'll let me sit on the Iron throne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 26, 2016 Author Share Posted August 26, 2016 Knowing George, you would likely then be slashed to ribbons. Why is Patchface so hard to understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Maybe smart people can understand him. How would you feel about a movie called "Pretty Woman" about Shae and Tyrion ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 I never pass judgement on things before they exist. Is Westeros postcolonial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 You're postcolonial. Does Jaime eat his beets ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 It would be disgusting if he ate his toe nails instead. Is there some bard that can rap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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