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Watching movies, as reading is a waste according to dyslexic people.

Special thanks to @Darkstream, as I was starting to preach in the streets that reading was a sweat.

If you were a Red Priest/ess in Essos, what would be your favourite preaching pick up lines to seduce strangers into your cult?

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"Ze night eez dark and full of [stuff that's NSFW]."

What should I do if I've been enjoying a night of passion w/ Melisandre, and then suddenly discover she's 400 years old? It's kind of embarrassing, no?

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I'd be more worried about the Count Balerion shadow baby roaming around if I were you.

What happens to a shadow demon after it kills? Did Stannis' shadow just become a shadow of its former self after killing Renly?

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 I was starting to preach in the streets that reading was a sweat.

:lol:

I was stuck on sweat myself for quite a while.

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9 hours ago, Darkstream said:

What happens to a shadow demon after it kills?

R'hllor, come to us in our darkness,

Take them and cast your light upon us.

 

Does the War of the 5 Kings in ASOIAF parallel the World War I in real world?

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Kids today would be so much more excited to learn about World War 1 if there were incest babies in the mix.

 

Could I make Tyrion my bitch if I showed him affection?

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That would entail a species change as well as a sex change. Bit of a tall order.

A question that has been keeping me awake at night lately: Is being evil really bad?

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Since July 2011 to the present, and until WOW is released, It has, and will be steadily sitting at 0%.

What did Tyrion whisper into Bronn's ear just before the trial by combat with Ser Vardis?

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Would a charming and witty Ramsay help to grow back Reek's extremities?

Doesn't it seem a little counter intuitive that an island like Skagos, which has a dreaded reputation and rumors of cannibalism, is also rumored to have a majestic creature like unicorns living there?

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If Asoiaf was a porn movie, you the babysitter would be fucked by Jaime or Robert. I dare not to choose for you which one would be the pro and the con.

 

Who babysat cute little Joffrey?

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Compare and contrast with the costs of hiring a sellsword.

How much wealth you need to maintain dragons, three dragons to be specific?

 

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People pamper their dragons way too much these days. Remember back when they had to get their own food? No wonder so many of them are overweight now. And don't get me started on dragon clothes.

Do you think Hot Pie's real name will be important?

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