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Raisin' Bran

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Are you seriously asking me if I'd rather meet Ramsay Bolton or Santa Claus?

 

Would you rather spend a day with Walder Frey or Donald Trump?

 

 

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This isn't the "Would you rather...?" game thread, but I'd love to play it again.

 

How do you plan to avoid spoilers when WoW is out?

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She never will meet him, because when it finally comes out, WOW will be entirely devoted to people wandering around in the Riverlands, with Dany being postponed until DOS, which in turn won't come out ever.

Where can I find a copy of the Complete Idiot's Guide to Flaying?

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Not saying as I don't want you to give Ramsay a heavy competition.

Do Westerosi kids play with toys like Barbie dolls or Transformer cars??

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I cannot figure out which would be more uncomfortable.

How much would it cost to ship the marble from Tarth to the top of the Giant's Lance to build the Eyrie?

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Fans usually fantasize and pair in love affairs characters of their liking, also known as shipping. This would be the first time I hear about shipping Tarth's MarbleXGiant's Lance.

 

Will someone help me spread a crackpot theory like TM+GL=Eyrie in the General Asoiaf to see how many people take it seriously?? 

 

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I never drink coffee because I'm paranoid about bad breath.  Diet coke is my poison of choice, but I doubt they stock that in Westeros.

 

Can one learn to train a raven without being a maester?

 

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I do not know how you would put a baggage train on a raven, but maybe a maester could do it. Someone else, with less experience with ravens, I would be much more surprised.

Do she-bears snore more than she-wolves?

 

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Ask Tormund; he's (reportedly) the expert on lady nonhuman mammals.

I just got junk mail from the Tormund Club, saying "Become a member today!" Should I sign up?

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Let's imagine that I answered your query with a witty phallus pun.

 

Is Tormund a fashion pioneer by wearing jewelry in his male organ of copulation?

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She-Bear had seen his private parts but unfortunately or fortunately it din't live long enough to pass on this incredible story to you.

Who will you marry ,if you were given an option to marry either Cersie or Dany?

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Nothing. He would have sent Gregor to ravage the therapist's lands until s/he agreed to do the job for free. Besides, he doesn't.

Are direwolves real? Where can I buy one?

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