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Raisin' Bran

Be as unhelpful as possible, Ver. 2.1.1

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You might have asked Tywin, but Tyrion shot him with a crossbow.

 

Does anyone refer to the Crakehalls as pigs?

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The pig Penny left behind when she eloped with Tyrion, has the answers.

Is Sansa/Arianne as pretty as Dany?

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LF was home-schooled.

 

Are the folk stories narrated in the Westerlands called just Westerns?

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The inns are all called Best Western.

I'm confused. How can a forest have children? I suppose in a sense trees procreate, but you wouldn't really call trees "children of the forest", would you? And anyway, they didn't seem to *act* like trees. Besides, it says *the* forest; so which one? It makes no sense.

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LF is of the notion that investing time and energy in procuring trouble between the Lords will get him the IT rather than being in vain of his beauty.

Can the Ice dragons defeat Dany's dragons?

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Pocket monsters seem to imply something that is not geared toward children. And you can never be past where the sun sets.

Who is the best blacksmith?

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To find out, we'll have to first design criteria for evaluatiing blacksmithing, and then gather together all the blacksmiths in history and subject them to a rigorous examination, following strictly established procedures.

I've discovered I have warging abilities and am trying to come up with ways to abuse these abilities to gain power and money. Blackmailing is an obvious option. Any other ideas?

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Try becoming an arsonist like Cersie.

How different would Westeros be, if they had Television and internet?

 

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I doubt anyone would accept to approach the Dothraki to collect information and evaluate numbers, so we'll never know.

How do pronounce Dothraki?

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You pronounce it like it sounds.

 

Are you surprised by the number of posts/memes/articles about GoT invading the web lately?

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Yes, but dancing bears are far more popular.

Would the Lannisters be friends with the Malfoys?

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GRRM may just have to sue Rowling for even considering it.

Will there ever be a place for lawyers in Westeros?

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