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Be as unhelpful as possible, Ver. 2.1.1


Raisin' Bran

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Since Joffrey dint ask Payne to behead enough people, he was deemed as a threat to the kingdom and was eliminated by Tyrion.

Assume Westeros has electricity and advanced technology I.e Internet, smartphones etc, how would the kings, queens, princesses, princes text messages be? 

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A steak eating contest would be hilarious. Reek cannot chew, Jaime cannot use knife and fork.

When the Mad King would not allow blades in his presence with the exception of the Kingsguard, how did anyone cut their meat?

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It wasn't necessary. They ate with chopsticks. Someone tried to introduce sushi to the Court, but the royal chef thought it a waste of good salmon while the fashion "burn them all" was still in vogue. 

 

How come Hot Pie was arrested and sent to the watch?

 

 

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