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Raisin' Bran

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Most people in Westeros don't know their letters.

Does Tywin sing The Rains of Castamere when he has a bath?

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His favourite song is the one that singer tried to blackmail him with.

Which SOIAF character would one get the most dough from by blackmailing? Practical question here, so try to be serious!

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Not Manderly, he makes awful pies.

 

Why do you think Joff was a bad king? Wasn't here a thread devouted to this great character?

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Since Joffrey dint ask Payne to behead enough people, he was deemed as a threat to the kingdom and was eliminated by Tyrion.

Assume Westeros has electricity and advanced technology I.e Internet, smartphones etc, how would the kings, queens, princesses, princes text messages be? 

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You know it's rude to talk to people behind their backs.

 

Do we have a moment to talk about Joy's habit of talking behind Jesus Christ's back? Yes, like an intervention.

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Insurance doesn't cover it.

Would the Brave Companions be an insurance company if they existed today, or a law firm, or a subprime lender?

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A steak eating contest would be hilarious. Reek cannot chew, Jaime cannot use knife and fork.

When the Mad King would not allow blades in his presence with the exception of the Kingsguard, how did anyone cut their meat?

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It wasn't necessary. They ate with chopsticks. Someone tried to introduce sushi to the Court, but the royal chef thought it a waste of good salmon while the fashion "burn them all" was still in vogue. 

 

How come Hot Pie was arrested and sent to the watch?

 

 

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The Old Bear had been pressuring Yoren to recruit a boy who can bake decent pies.

How different would things have been if Hot Pie had arrived safely at the Wall?

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