Joy Hill Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Most people in Westeros don't know their letters. Does Tywin sing The Rains of Castamere when he has a bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 His favourite song is the one that singer tried to blackmail him with. Which SOIAF character would one get the most dough from by blackmailing? Practical question here, so try to be serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Not Manderly, he makes awful pies. Why do you think Joff was a bad king? Wasn't here a thread devouted to this great character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delspark Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Since Joffrey dint ask Payne to behead enough people, he was deemed as a threat to the kingdom and was eliminated by Tyrion. Assume Westeros has electricity and advanced technology I.e Internet, smartphones etc, how would the kings, queens, princesses, princes text messages be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 When you assume you make an ass out of u and me. Do you have any strong opinions about meerkats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I'm not quite sure if they're good or evil. Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 You know it's rude to talk to people behind their backs. Do we have a moment to talk about Joy's habit of talking behind Jesus Christ's back? Yes, like an intervention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Sorry, I have something else to talk about: Which SOIAF family would make the funniest subject for a sitcom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just dropping by to see if any of you fine folks would like to check out the newest guessing game. Its still in the early stages but as of now it seems the topic will be favorite historical character. Guessing Game V. 1Afu Come play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A sitcom based on the Stark family would be terrible. . . Does Westeros need the MythBusters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 If Westeros had MythBusters Melisandre would just have Stannis give them to the Red God. How would modern medicine handle greyscale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Insurance doesn't cover it. Would the Brave Companions be an insurance company if they existed today, or a law firm, or a subprime lender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 I suppose that gives new meaning to "taking an arm and a leg." What do you call a secret everyone knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 R+L=J What caused the Doom of Valyria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Seismic and volcanic activity. Reek VS one-handed Jaime. Who wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 A steak eating contest would be hilarious. Reek cannot chew, Jaime cannot use knife and fork. When the Mad King would not allow blades in his presence with the exception of the Kingsguard, how did anyone cut their meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 It wasn't necessary. They ate with chopsticks. Someone tried to introduce sushi to the Court, but the royal chef thought it a waste of good salmon while the fashion "burn them all" was still in vogue. How come Hot Pie was arrested and sent to the watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 The Old Bear had been pressuring Yoren to recruit a boy who can bake decent pies. How different would things have been if Hot Pie had arrived safely at the Wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 R + L = HP Who would you rather hang with: Ramsay, Vargo, or Joffrey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 If you want to hang no one is better than Lady Soneheart. What was in the tapestries that Littlefinger asked for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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