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Raisin' Bran

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I got lost at TIA. Don't know what that means, so just in case I'll step aside

 

I have those little fruit flies all over my home, but I don't have fruit outside the fridge. How can I outsmart the Count and conquer the World before him?

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I don't think you can attract fruit flies and the Count with honey.

How can a battle plan work if the enemy knows beforehand?

 

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Imagine having to learn to spell all the Targaryen names.

Is there a princess mononoke beyond the Wall?

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Wel, the baby wouldn't cry after he killed it.

OK, so if world conquest is out, how about collecting donations for an enormous temple to me? Any takers?

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TIL how a cult is born.

 

Help: Tonight I plan to go to a birthday party where the birthday boy hates me and I'm doubtly invited. How can I do to eat and drink as much as I can for free before I'm kicked out?

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Yeah like the one you commented - JTRLASWH. You are welcome :)

If Westeros had Pokemon Go, would they still be fighting for the Iron Throne?

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You gotta catch'em all!

 

What can I do with my life till Pokémon Go is available in my country?

 

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Just keep in mind that Pokemon Go will probably be available in your country sooner that TWOW.

Can you tell me the real names of Horror and Slobber?

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What's in a name? Slobber, Slobber, wherefore art thou Slobber?

I want to be glorified as the world's greatest SOIAF expert, but I'm too lazy to read. What should I do?

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Robert's warhammer.

 

Would Littlefinger be a coke addict if he isn't one already? Or picturing him as a westerosi Heisenberg is more accurate?

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The machines would likely begin their apocalypse within the fortnight.

What words do Westerosi people use to refer to the different sides of a coin (in the USA, we say, heads and tails)? Is it different for different coins?

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People of westeros don't waste their time thinking about those things.

 

What is the average age of death for peasants in westeros?

 

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