Howlin' Howland #141 Posted July 22, 2016 Do you want the mean average or the median? How many people could the glass garden at Winterfell feed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
delspark #142 Posted July 22, 2016 As many as possible. If you had to rewrite one character in ASOIAF, who would it be and why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #143 Posted July 22, 2016 I never tamper with classics. if Joffrey were a New Age guru, what wisdom would he teach? . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #144 Posted July 22, 2016 This assumes that new age gurus are wise. Who is the equivalent to Frodo Baggins in ASOIAF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joy Hill #145 Posted July 23, 2016 Noone cares so much about jewelry in ASOIAF. Should I name my dogs Gregor and Sandor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #146 Posted July 23, 2016 If they were Chihuahuas, I would not. Would it be funny if a bastard from the Westerlands was named Sam? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Destiel's Child #147 Posted July 23, 2016 Sam isn't really a funny name, where a name like Moon unit really makes waves. What is the recipe for Frey pie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #148 Posted July 23, 2016 Fried Freys. Someone had to do it. Would you rather eat at a restaurant called Pizza Hoat or one called Tyrion's Takeout? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howlin' Howland #149 Posted July 24, 2016 By definition you don't eat at a takeout restaurant. How many of Old Nan's stories are true? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joy Hill #150 Posted July 24, 2016 ASOIAF is fictional, so zero. Did you cry when lord Cerwyn died? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #151 Posted July 24, 2016 Since it's fictional, there's no such thing as Lord Cerwyn, either. How do you pronounce "Cerwyn"? I gotta find out in order to win a bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unlady B #152 Posted July 25, 2016 I asked a similar thing not long ago. I invite you to go search the helpful asnwer I was given. How many people in this world have the privilege to have so many helpful colaborators as here in this wonderful thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #153 Posted July 25, 2016 I pity those poor souls. Before Hodor only said, "hodor", what was his favorite thing to say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
delspark #154 Posted July 25, 2016 Hold the door! Hold the cup! Hold the sword and so on. How different would Westerosi people be if they had to democracy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #155 Posted July 25, 2016 Ramsay for President! Which is the least helpful answer given on this thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joy Hill #156 Posted July 25, 2016 To answer that question I'd need to read all the answers in this thread, and I'd be insane if I did that. How different would things be if ASOIAF was a soap opera? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #157 Posted July 25, 2016 less of some things and more of others. Why did Bran the shipwright want to sail west? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #158 Posted July 25, 2016 Who can read the depths of the human soul? Would ASOIAF make a hilarious sitcom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unlady B #159 Posted July 25, 2016 Because sunrise hurts his eyes, duh. When providing wisdom in this thread, don't you feel a bit like Timon when he smartly corrected Pumba and explained that the stars where "fireflies that, uh... got stuck up in that big bluish-black thing"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #160 Posted July 26, 2016 I do not know what you are on, nor do I want to know. Is getting flayed more painful than childbirth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites