Ded As Ned Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 55 minutes ago, larrytheimp said: Indeed! Fired right up! Now the pain begins!!! VICTORY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Five chocolate rum balls, Four no-bake cookies, Three Winter Lagers Two shots of jack And crooked star on top of the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Bex, you're the best. I have an important meeting later, so I am liquoring up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Fuckit, what a night. Every great once in awhile, the fates of the universe conspire against you just to see what you're made of. I would rant about the details, but work beckons in 5 short hours and let's just say.... I prevailed, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted December 23, 2016 Author Share Posted December 23, 2016 19 hours ago, Ded As Ned said: .... I prevailed, dammit! Did you yell out "Victory!!!" once you prevailed? After prevailing you're supposed to yell out "Victory!!!" or some other phrase along those lines. If you didn't then the prevailation doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 18 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: Did you yell out "Victory!!!" once you prevailed? After prevailing you're supposed to yell out "Victory!!!" or some other phrase along those lines. If you didn't then the prevailation doesn't count. Actually it was "VICTORY IS MINE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 last night our flight from ottawa to dc was cancelled due to weather. cool. we can work with that. this morning we flew from ottawa to toronto. seems our actually aircraft is missing. we are now drinking a whole bottle is wine, eating pizza and watching soap operas whole we wait the two hours for our aircraft to make it's appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Sure you're not flying through Bermuda? At a beach bar in Pensacola. Trying to work, but I think I am more interested in this beer right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I had a plan to stay sober(ish) today but then we went to a favorite watering hole and here we are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 One of my favorite drinking songs (Van Morrison's Caravan): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJJ55oD02A Goes well with Scotch, but I suppose I should find some Irish whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 For Christmas I got a Star Wars themed shot glass set. I'm kinda obligated to drink from each at least once the first time I use it, right? Anything else would be disrespectful, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 20 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said: For Christmas I got a Star Wars themed shot glass set. I'm kinda obligated to drink from each at least once the first time I use it, right? Anything else would be disrespectful, right? As long as it's in middle of the theater, sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 In the space of 2 hours I've gotten calls from Michigan, Wyoming, and Pennsylvania area codes. I smell a conspiracy. And though I suppose I could just answer and find out what the hell is going on, I think the bes thing to do is just ignore it until the problem goes away. You know, like most medical issues. Edit: As an aside, I want to point out that drunk cleaning is the most enjoyable cleaning. Even though said cleaning tends to take longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 25, 2017 Author Share Posted January 25, 2017 I'm baaaack! Because free whiskey is the best whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 25, 2017 Author Share Posted January 25, 2017 And everyone knows penguins have the highest tolerance for alcohol of any living mammal. #alternativefacts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Too many Red Stripes. Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof. They are often wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Ded As Ned said: Too many Red Stripes. Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof. They are often wrong. And then he had it, the secret of bottle: Sometimes even the most meager proof is enough for indomitable conviction, unconquerable belief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 On 1/28/2017 at 9:28 PM, Ded As Ned said: Too many Red Stripes. Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof. They are often wrong. A fact of life I've long since taken to heart. Not just beer, but ciders as well. So if you're a night owl, can it really be classified as day drinking? Because for me it's pretty much 8:30 pm right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordos Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Last month I visited my brother who now lives in another part of Indonesia. He had a friend who is my Dad's age that made home made vodka. He had everything from the equipment to the bar in his front yard. My brothers, one of my sisters-in-law and I all got hammered on both his alcohol and store bought alcohol. The guy is something of a drunk asshole but at least he is nice enough to share his booze with us. At first we drank and did nothing of note, but then we all started talking openly about our sex lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Tomorrow's gonna hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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