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The Drunk Thread: Just Look at the Flowers

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On 1/28/2017 at 9:28 PM, Ded As Ned said:

Too many Red Stripes.  Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof.  They are often wrong

A fact of life I've long since taken to heart. Not just beer, but ciders as well. 

So if you're a night owl, can it really be classified as day drinking? Because for me it's pretty much 8:30 pm right now. 

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Last month I visited my brother who now lives in another part of Indonesia. He had a friend who is my Dad's age that made home made vodka. He had everything from the equipment to the bar in his front yard. My brothers, one of my sisters-in-law and I all got hammered on both his alcohol and store bought alcohol. The guy is something of a drunk asshole but at least he is nice enough to share his booze with us. At first we drank and did nothing of note, but then we all started talking openly about our sex lives!

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19 hours ago, Ded As Ned said:

Tomorrow's gonna hurt. 

 

 

17 hours ago, Triskan said:

We're in a tight spot!

Y'all should've never trusted a Hogwallop.

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Tonight I've popped open some Buffalo Trace.  Anytime I open up the pricey stuff (by my standards), I wake up tomorrow and feel like I've wasted it.  Fuckit, I'm 2 sheets in and about to hang the 3rd.  West into the wind my friends!  Meet me on the far horizon! 

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GODDAMN MANIPULATIVE LITTLE SHITS!  Drinking in the house.  There is a mop present.  M. Le Vacuum has moved a few times.  Cleaner went on the floor and somehow it smells worse.  ALL THE BEER.

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2 hours ago, Ded As Ned said:

Tonight I've popped open some Buffalo Trace.  Anytime I open up the pricey stuff (by my standards), I wake up tomorrow and feel like I've wasted it.  Fuckit, I'm 2 sheets in and about to hang the 3rd.  West into the wind my friends!  Meet me on the far horizon! 

Go with the whiskey gods, my friend.

I am trying to kill my illness with gin and beer. I will report tomorrow if it worked.

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WHY DOESN'T ARBY'S DELIVER!!!

Damn you James Earl Jones and your Arby's commercials! 

I haven't had a good roast beef sandwich in like 5 years, because apparently my children did not inherit my love of all things meat. Well, one of them did but I haven't introduced him to roast beef sandwiches yet.   Now I'm here, with the kids at Granny's house, and too buzzed to be out driving to Arby's.  I seriously miscalculated in what order to do things here.

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OMG. Seriously, y'all.  I had a whole lab full of fools nearly pulling out their peens for a size contest today and broke up a conversation that threatened violence.  At school, in a lab.  On my watch.  #epicteachingfail.  I just can't even.  

So I am DRUNK.  Tomorrow I will supervise angry students teaching 5th graders....something.

FUCK THIS SEMESTER. :cheers:

Also, the chicken place by me ALSO does not deliver.  I smell Satan.

 

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I have docked the FUCK out of them for "unprofessional backbitiing"

My curve is a BITCH.  You want an 'A"?  Do not miss one single class.  Not one.  Not for this lab.

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On 1/29/2017 at 4:28 AM, Ded As Ned said:

Too many Red Stripes.  Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof.  They are often wrong. 

I like beer, but I cannot drink more than 2-3 without feeling sleepy and start wishing my bed. It is even worse with champagne and cider. It must be the freaking bubbles.

 

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On 4/7/2017 at 0:48 AM, Lily Valley said:

I have docked the FUCK out of them for "unprofessional backbitiing"

My curve is a BITCH.  You want an 'A"?  Do not miss one single class.  Not one.  Not for this lab.

Shit. I'm almost 100% sure I've never made even one of your classes. First F ever. Extra credit maybe? I'm really good at making bad puns if that helps my case any.

Edit: Booyah! I think I just found the loophole in your post. You said no one can get an "A" in your class if they miss one single class. Having never been to a class, I've missed more than one. Now where the hell is my "A"? I couldn't beer to get anything less.

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On 4/7/2017 at 0:38 AM, r'hllor's red lobster said:

hope you grade on a curve * ducks mutliple bottlesand rotten vegetables  thrown at my head*

People are throwing bottle sand at you? That's horrible! Not only would the bottle hitting hurt, but there's also a chance you could get sand in your eye. Not to mention the mess. 

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My first Manhattan didn't do shit.  I'm a large semi muscular male.  But the second one has got me rather buzzed.  I figure it was about 4oz of Crown, 1oz of vermouth, three cherries for a little extra sweet, and a Woodford Reserve branded cherry bitters for each of them.  Didn't want to use up the rest of the Whistle Pig on a mixed drink.

Might be time for a Caucasian.  I didn't capitalize that, the autocorrect did. BTW.

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